You've got till midnight tonight to send something for inclusion in the forthcoming Monkey Business.

If you've got any unpleasant tasks that you wouldn't like to do today - weeding, worming the dog (with or without the use of worming tablets), putting those shelves up - you have the perfect excuse not to do it by spending time on a contribution to The Bizz.

Perhaps you've been roped into the whole Mother's Day thing and you aren't really up for it?

'Sorry pet, I can't come round to your mam's with you today, it's the last Monkey Business of the season, in potentially our most successful year ever in nearly 100 years, and I'm required to put my two-pennorth in as a top Pools fan.'

We appreciate everything we get, so get stuff emailed to:

monkeybusinessfanzine@hotmail.co.uk

Or post through the door of:

1 Fairy Cove Terrace
The Headland
Hartlepool
TS24 0EU

Cheers