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 Post subject: Dear Mr Mutley
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:42 pm 
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What's the best way to slyly eye up a barmaid's tits while she's pulling your pint - pretend to be reading the pump labels or prentend to be looking at what's in the fridge?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:54 pm 
Just look straight at her Tits and ask for 2 large ones!!!! :sweeeet:

They get offended if you don't and I should know!!!! :grin:

A barmaid slapped me one time for not eyeing up her chest slippers....I was with me Nana an'all!!!! confised


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