Free The Catweasle One.

poolpower · **Posted:** Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:07 pm

bring back the cat

and ban the kiddie chaser
who got caught by Sister GUERTIE

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:20 pm

He salivates a lot? Does that count??

Completely uncalled for in my book, visiting the crimes of one against another. There'll be nun cameras next...... :roll:

poolpower · **Posted:** Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:27 pm

it is obvious that Mr I is fixated by the holy sister
and he is taking out his frustrations on the Cat

free the cat

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:30 pm

this is silly
I cant handle silly

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

What the fook are you talking about? I havent banned anyone.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:57 pm

who is representing the Mr that is I

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

Now't wrong with nuns in general - Audrey Hepburn rather leaps to mind, the only one that I have a problem with is that spawn of Satan, Gertrude.

This is a much better nun.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:04 am

Mr I wrote:

Now't wrong with nuns in general - Audrey Hepburn rather leaps to mind, the only one that I have a problem with is that spawn of Satan, Gertrude.

This is a much better nun.

Guess what?? :grin:

Bring back The Atweazle One!!! :evil:

Trapper · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:43 am **Posts:** 508

Mr I wrote:

Now't wrong with nuns in general - Audrey Hepburn rather leaps to mind, the only one that I have a problem with is that spawn of Satan, Gertrude.

This is a much better nun.

I think I speak for all the relative newcomers on this board when I say" what on earth did Gertrude do to you" :shock:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:12 am

Trapper wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Now't wrong with nuns in general - Audrey Hepburn rather leaps to mind, the only one that I have a problem with is that spawn of Satan, Gertrude.

This is a much better nun.

I think I speak for all the relative newcomers on this board when I say" what on earth did Gertrude do to you" :shock:

it involved a whip,one very large unpeeled orange..and a vast amount of vaseline... :uhoh:

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:26 pm

Trapper wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Now't wrong with nuns in general - Audrey Hepburn rather leaps to mind, the only one that I have a problem with is that spawn of Satan, Gertrude.

This is a much better nun.

I think I speak for all the relative newcomers on this board when I say" what on earth did Gertrude do to you" :shock:

she caught him copying someones RE BOOK

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36419

Now this is a nun :uhoh:

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:35 pm

nothng wrong with nuns, I was going to get this for our Swinedon game

but can't decide

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:48 pm

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:36 pm

Snowy wrote:

Now this is a nun :uhoh:

Yep!!

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:21 pm

Doesn't bother me like, well it wouldn't would it, but I have had a recent bollocking for championing the delights of necrophilia.

Haven't I Timmy?? :grin:

Burlington Bertie · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:22 pm **Posts:** 21

Good day,

I have been asked by one Mr C Atweasle, who is otherwise indisposed, to state quite categorically that he guilty as charged.

In his defence, he claims in layman's terms that he was asked by one Mr I to "lube her up, before the main show".

Regards,

Bertram.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:54 pm

Burlington Bertie wrote:

Good day,

I have been asked by one Mr C Atweasle, who is otherwise indisposed, to state quite categorically that he guilty as charged.

In his defence, he claims in layman's terms that he was asked by one Mr I to "lube her up, before the main show".

Regards,

Bertram.

welcome to the board

Burlington Bertie · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:22 pm **Posts:** 21

mred wrote:

Burlington Bertie wrote:

Good day,

I have been asked by one Mr C Atweasle, who is otherwise indisposed, to state quite categorically that he guilty as charged.

In his defence, he claims in layman's terms that he was asked by one Mr I to "lube her up, before the main show".

Regards,

Bertram.

welcome to the board

Good day,

Thank you for you warm welcome to the board.

Regards,

Bertram.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:36 pm

Burlington Bertie wrote:

Good day,

I have been asked by one Mr C Atweasle, who is otherwise indisposed, to state quite categorically that he guilty as charged.

In his defence, he claims in layman's terms that he was asked by one Mr I to "lube her up, before the main show".

Regards,

Bertram.

How!! Bertram!!

Was it you who invented that checked material that all the chavs wear and old ladies get their shopping trolleys made of?? confised

Burlington Bertie · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:22 pm **Posts:** 21

Pooliekev wrote:

Burlington Bertie wrote:

Good day,

I have been asked by one Mr C Atweasle, who is otherwise indisposed, to state quite categorically that he guilty as charged.

In his defence, he claims in layman's terms that he was asked by one Mr I to "lube her up, before the main show".

Regards,

Bertram.

How!! Bertram!!

Was it you who invented that checked material that all the chavs wear and old ladies get their shopping trolleys made of?? confised

Good Day,

Thank you for your North American Indian style greeting.

I am from the city of Burlington in Vermont, but not an employee of Burlington Industries Inc, whose slogan is Common Threads of Excellence Unite Us. Uncommon Threads of Distinction Open the Future

Regards,

Bertram

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:53 pm

Strange, I always thought you were from Bow??

What time did you get up?? :evil:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:57 am

Pooliekev wrote:

Doesn't bother me like, well it wouldn't would it, but I have had a recent bollocking for championing the delights of necrophilia.

Haven't I Timmy?? :grin:

yes kev that is not behaviour i condone :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:58 am

townendtimmy wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Doesn't bother me like, well it wouldn't would it, but I have had a recent bollocking for championing the delights of necrophilia.

Haven't I Timmy?? :grin:

yes kev that is not behaviour i condone :laugh:

Dead boring anyway........ :wink:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:23 pm

why does cornelius keep disappearing confised

Her majesty's service?

The Nunnery?

Dummy came out?

Been caught flashing on the Headland?

Is there a conspiracy theory going on here? confised

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:33 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

It's slopping out time. :uhoh:

the mind is boggling, slopping out the animals or a sexual thing. or maybe both Mr Atweasle ive heard some funny rumours

Free The Catweasle One.

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