OK then, whose Lass has been writing to the Mirror?!

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:57 pm

FatBastad wrote:

:evil:

I am a cricket fan. And I was a top notch opening bat as well.

Bastads

I've heard you spend lots of time at the crease............... :roll:

poolpower · **Posted:** Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:58 pm

and they lass told me he has had a few DUCKS

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:07 pm

poolpower wrote:

and they lass told me he has had a few DUCKS

I bet she told you about his Googlies aswell!!!! :shock:

poolpower · **Posted:** Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:10 pm

oh you did not know then

remember the hitler song

well he qualifies rolfl

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:49 pm

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

From todays "Dear Miriam"

"FOOTIE FAN IS FAILING TO SCORE"
Dear Miriam,
but I can't survive on memories"

rolfl

thats what we survive on most of the year

now stop demanding your man

and get him some chips to go with his beer and footy