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tonyparry
 Post subject: bunker stratergy
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:28 pm 
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Right how would you approach this?
Im in Korea and they play (local time)8pmSat Evening....now i wanna see this cos it will be a fantastic carnival type atmosphere and they love there footie and of course im amongst them . so.........................how do i watch this match and then stay awake for another 5hours or so until England kick off(i dont wanna end up with my face on the bar at 3.00am pished)
so advice needed?.....................(ps them that say watch Korea and dont bother with the England game cos where shite etc etc yawn1 stpid
dont bother typing

a real problem :shock:
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threepintwonder
 Post subject: Re: bunker stratergy
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:34 pm 
you should ask mr muttley with him being an expert :laugh:
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:36 pm 
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Stick to beer and not spirits and it should be a piece of piss.

Are you a lightweight or summat? :wink:

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Gibsons Beard
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:30 pm 
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A few red bulls will do the trick!

(waits for someone to post pic of some red bulls)

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: bunker stratergy
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:06 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
Stick to beer and not spirits and it should be a piece of piss.

Are you a lightweight or summat? :wink:


Concuring!!!! :laugh: :grin:


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GroovyCrimes
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Compo
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:59 am 
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Like that pic groovy got a massive thing for the asians

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: bunker stratergy
PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:57 pm 
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Compo wrote:
got a massive thing for the asians

Out of proportion with the rest of you then :laugh:



Look what happened to Compo's mates

http://forums.canadiancontent.net/hot-topics/37588-lion-kills-42-midgets.html

F.WIW I think this is made up

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Compo
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That was actually featured on a ricky gervais pod cast

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TalbotAvenger
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:15 pm 
Compo wrote:
That was actually featured on a ricky gervais pod cast



Aye thats where I first heard about it

Those podcasts are as funny as feck, you couldn't make the things up that Karl Pilkington comes up with
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Dugoutpaddy
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:08 pm 
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tonyparry wrote:
Right how would you approach this?
Im in Korea and they play (local time)8pmSat Evening....now i wanna see this cos it will be a fantastic carnival type atmosphere and they love there footie and of course im amongst them . so.........................how do i watch this match and then stay awake for another 5hours or so until England kick off(i dont wanna end up with my face on the bar at 3.00am pished)
so advice needed?.....................(ps them that say watch Korea and dont bother with the England game cos where shite etc etc yawn1 stpid
dont bother typing

a real problem :shock:


Nah easy solved :wink:

find a pub at 11:00am, go on the lash, hell for leather until 2pm, no longer. sleep until 6:30pm get up and have a breakfast, that way you will think its early morning so really the koreans are having a breakfast match which means you can enjoy a lunchtime sesh watching England, then when england are finished grab a pizza/indian/ parmo/ hot dog ,oh wait scratch the last one, chinkies and then your body will automatically realise its night time and you are lashed. A good nights sleep will follow

You can thank me when you are back in Blighty :coool:

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tonyparry
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:47 pm 
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pizza/indian/ parmo/ hot dog ,oh wait scratch the last one,


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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:51 pm 
But you'll still Grab Parmo!!!! :laugh:


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Compo
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so what did you do then?

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tonyparry
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:05 am 
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a bit of Ripper, Grave and Dugout did the trick
Stuck to Beer a couple of red bulls at about 2.00am followed by a spicey bit of grub and hey !! back on the drink! left the pub pleasently done at 6.30am :coool:
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:24 am 
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tonyparry wrote:
a bit of Ripper, Grave and Dugout did the trick
Stuck to Beer a couple of red bulls at about 2.00am followed by a spicey bit of grub and hey !! back on the drink! left the pub pleasently done at 6.30am :coool:


Ready to go again on Friday then? :laugh:

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