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 Post subject: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:43 am 
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Stuart Drummond, the Mayor of Hartlepool, is the only mayor
from the UK, to be shortlisted in the World Mayor contest.
Elected to the post for an unprecidented three times Mayor
Drummond list of achievements are there for all to see including
bringing the Tall Ships Race to Hartlepool 7th-10th August 2010.
More than a million people are expected bringing millions of pounds
into the local economy.
Please vote today via this link:
http://www.worldmayor.com/contest_2010/ ... tions.html
Let's put Hartlepool on the international stage again for all the right
reasons.

Its so easy come on lads do it.

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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:55 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 11:07 am 
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I'd rather snog Margaret Thatcher.

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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 11:51 am 
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I'd rather snog Margaret Thatcher.



I thought the bum rape thread was acceptable but that is deeply, deeply sick refred
Unsuitable for children and adults refred again.


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 11:59 am 
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Done.

I'd rather snog a shark than Mrs T. I'd stand more chance of survival.

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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:10 pm 
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Done.

Stuart Drummond's mugshot is easily the worst of the lot, although the mayor of Malmo looks like he might be keen on offering children sweets and the mayor of Lyon looks like he is smugly reflecting on a corrupt but lucrative deal he just completed over a six course lunch.

Obviously neither of the mayors would do these things, they just look that way. French public officials in particular are above reproach.


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:11 pm 
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Done. :grin:




I'd probably snog Mrs T but wouldn't lick her out now because of her age. bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:15 pm 
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Am now mentally scarred :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:19 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
Done. :grin:




I'd probably snog Mrs T but probably wouldn't lick her out now because of her age. bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:21 pm 
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done clappp
thanks mr ripper rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:21 pm 
Thatcher can't have long left now

She will get the state fundral (Hartlepool pronunciation) now that Big Daft Dave is sort of in charge


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Thatcher can't have long left now

She will get the state fundral (Hartlepool pronunciation) now that Big Daft Dave is sort of in charge


She was always going to get one. There'll be dancing in the street's of Blackhall Horden Easington (input any where that had a pit) etc when she does go.

Not wishing the old dragon ill of course, but Lucifer better be rationalising Hell!

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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:51 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:08 pm 
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Did ya put a comment in?


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
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grabagranny wrote:
There'll be dancing in the street's of Blackhall Horden Easington (input any where that had a pit) etc when she does go.


If they weren't such greedy thieving chunts then they might still have a pit. Blaming Maggie is just daft.

(ripper, I would do both)


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 8:07 pm 
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Not Done


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
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when thatcher goes im putting a coach on for anybody who wants to visit the grave so we can all dance on it !


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 8:25 pm 
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Apparently there's 75 grot spots that were on the "mayors" list.
I can think of 2, Titan House and the old Co-op although I would still like to know what influence he had in these being improved!!

The best bit is the one in which he says he introduced neighbourhood policing, sorry Stuart you didn't and to claim you did is a slur on the efforts of the real people behind this who are still attempting to make this a success.

Mind, it speaks volumes of the authenticity of this joke of a contest when Ray Mallon isn't even mentioned.
Obviously he had more sense not to embarrass himself by putting himself forward:)

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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
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Ray Mallon is mentioned in the article on Stuart Drummond if you can be arsed to read it. There are lots of better reasons to suggest that this competition is a joke than that dodgy twat not being nominated.


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 Post subject: Re: Support The Mayor.
PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:20 am 
born toulouse wrote:
Ray Mallon is mentioned in the article on Stuart Drummond if you can be arsed to read it. There are lots of better reasons to suggest that this competition is a joke than that dodgy twat not being nominated.




Dodgy he may of been but like in New York, Zero Tolerance works

Lock the fuckers up, it works


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