Apparently we’re after a bloke called Ritchie Jones who has told his current club that he wants to move to a ‘big’ club with some chance of success in the future.

I think he played in league one last year. Has anybody heard of him?

We’ve just released a midfielder by that name on a free transfer, reasonable player on his day but that day is about one game in ten.

Like’s a drink too, and cried and sulked for three months when his girlfriend off-hired him about nine months back.

Can’t be the same fella though, I’d be surprised if he got a club above fourth division level to be honest.

Just had an email about Ritchie Jones from a Sheff Wed supporting mate and sent him a nice reply;






Now I know some of that is a bit of a fib but...