No not that one!

On Saturday 17th July the 6th Chap Olympiad will be held at Bloomsbury’s Bedford Square Gardens, London. It's all good clean fun. I attended the year before last and a top hole time was had by all.

It's hosted by 'The Chap' magazine and the New Sheridan Club (of which I'm a member). It's all a bit eccentric but a jolly good wheeze.

Looks like footage from a Tory party conference.

I shall give it a miss this year, and instead fire a hilti gun into my scrotum.

Far more relevant/enjoyable.