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 Post subject: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:25 pm 
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All over the internet that he has got a 16 year old scouser pregnant and they lass has been seeing kris cummings from derby county. Its going to be in the news of the world on sunday


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:34 pm 
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Thanks for that, I was struggling to settle down tonight but I shall sleep easily knowing such important matters are being dealt with by such highly esteemed media outlets.

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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:41 pm 
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alright mate chill out


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
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Thanks for that, I was struggling to settle down tonight but I shall sleep easily knowing such important matters are being dealt with by such highly esteemed media outlets.

Thick bloke shags other thick blokes slapper shocker!


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:04 pm 
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All over the internet that he has got a 16 year old scouser pregnant and they lass has been seeing kris cummings from derby county. Its going to be in the news of the world on sunday



I've just went to look on the internet about this, but it is down

They are going to turn it off and on again in an hour


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:39 am 
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I suppose if you are putting shite onto a message board it doesn't matter if you get the names correct does it!!!!

Sorry just got in from pub but it is Kris Commons and not Cummings!!

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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:47 am 
a sixteen yr old scouser its probably her third kid... :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:20 am 
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Let's hope Gerrard is just as good at putting one in in the World Cup.


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:33 am 
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what a fine example for kids everywhere to follow
Well done Gerrard and your complete lack of control on your grip of your lust, and letting your balls rule your brain
The 16 year old is made for life now, she knew what she was doing and he couldn't even see it - what a thick c-Unt he is!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:36 am 
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Let's hope it's true and fabio tells that scouse 'lovely lovely person' to fuck off and forget the world cup.

Good player for liverpool, pulls on an england shirt and he forgets how to kick a ball.

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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
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agreed - Gerrard is SH-IT
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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:46 am 
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Of Course Gerrard is shit isn't he? rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:51 am 
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He carries liverpool, i'd never deny that.

But for england is he really that good? Nope.

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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:55 am 
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His goalscoring record is pretty good for England. Around 1 in every 3 games.


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:01 am 
He's been shite this season, I haven't seen him have a good game.


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
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TeessideQuaker wrote:
His goalscoring record is pretty good for England. Around 1 in every 3 games.


Gerrard made his england debut 10 years ago, are you honestly telling me since then he's fulfilled his potential and really turned it on at international level like he has at club level?

He's a good club footballer but just isnt an international footballer.

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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:20 am 
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There is a reason why players don't perform to the same standards for their country that they do for their clubs.

They play with the same players, in a similar formation, with similar tactics every single week. Therefore they are used to each others movements etc. They play a few games each year for their country, and it is very rare that the same side play together for a number of consecutive games.

At the end of the day, his goalscoring record can't be sniffed at. How many players can you think of who perform to the same high standards for their country that they do for their clubs?


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:02 pm 
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Why do so many people criticise Steven Gerrard? He's an outstanding footballer, who has more good games than bad.


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:06 pm 
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Why do so many people criticise Steven Gerrard? He's an outstanding footballer, who has more good games than bad.



Not for England he hasn't neither has Rooney or liver lips, in fact they have all been shite


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He isn't even half as good as the superhyped version.


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:28 pm 
TeessideQuaker wrote:
There is a reason why players don't perform to the same standards for their country that they do for their clubs.

They play with the same players, in a similar formation, with similar tactics every single week. Therefore they are used to each others movements etc. They play a few games each year for their country, and it is very rare that the same side play together for a number of consecutive games.

At the end of the day, his goalscoring record can't be sniffed at. How many players can you think of who perform to the same high standards for their country that they do for their clubs?



That I'm afraid is bollox

How come the Germans and Brazil for example manage to perform to the same standards internationally

It's because they are better players full stop who don't believe the hype they are filled with by the press


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Do you watch most of the Players playing for their clubs like? Or are you just saying that to back up your statement? The fact is, very few players can replicate their club form for their country.


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
TeessideQuaker wrote:
Why do so many people criticise Steven Gerrard? He's an outstanding footballer, who has more good games than bad.



Not for England he hasn't neither has Rooney or liver lips, in fact they have all been shite


quality, all of em shite, obviously you and a few others must have a real grasp on what it takes to be be an 'international' class footballer.

can anyone offer alternative players to take to the world cup rather than the 2nd rate 'shite' you talk about.


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:22 pm 
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
TeessideQuaker wrote:
Why do so many people criticise Steven Gerrard? He's an outstanding footballer, who has more good games than bad.



Not for England he hasn't neither has Rooney or liver lips, in fact they have all been shite


quality, all of em shite, obviously you and a few others must have a real grasp on what it takes to be be an 'international' class footballer.

can anyone offer alternative players to take to the world cup rather than the 2nd rate 'shite' you talk about.




Because they are the 'best' English players and are international class doesn't mean they are anywhere near good enough to win the WC does it?


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
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Wonder if Gerrards ever heard of Sam Cooke .. ?


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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
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Your all forgetting something........

Who gives a fucking shit?

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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
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I have no idea who "liver lips" is



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 Post subject: Re: Steven gerrard
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Pity he didn't join LA Galaxy.........


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