Another dodgy sprinter

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22680

No, not the Mercedes van!

I see that another yank runner has failed a drugs test although this time is seems odd. What is an "use of an over-the-counter male enhancement product". Sounds like Viagra to me.

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:15 am

I wonder if they'll take legal action, and maybe we'll get to see if the evidence stands up in court... :shock:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:15 am

It could go on a bit and get boring after a while though.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:18 am

The Sprinter will now be classed as an Hardened Criminal!!!! confised

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:19 am

He'll be looking at a stiff penalty...

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:19 am

Is this a suitable topic for the bonker ?

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:23 am

Wonder if he won his races by a length?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:27 am

If he was English he'd get let off if the Liberals win the next Erection!!!! confised

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:28 am

He should make a written complaint.

They say the penis mightier than the sword.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:32 am

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:42 am

His trainer told him it would be fine to take it...........turns out it was a phallusy

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:44 am

it's said he feels a bit of a prick

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:28 am

I'm not really surprised this has become a boner contention. bbolt

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:02 pm

if he wasn't so well known then people wouldn't have given this story a second glans

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

I hope he hasn't been blowing his own trumpet. bbolt

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6477

I wonder if he became a-dick-ted to it

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:32 pm

Hopefully for his sake this hasn't erect his career.

What are and aren't banned substances are a real boner of contention.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:51 pm

A mate of mine has been wanting more information about such a product. I may tell him to give this sprinter a bell

P.M.T. · **Joined:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:14 pm **Posts:** 968

They said on Breakfast this morning that he couldn't get his hands round it. :shock:

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

He said he'd been knobbled

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:57 pm

What a Cock-Up!!!! sadx

Looks like he tried a Tadge too hard!!!! confised

Another dodgy sprinter

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