True or False

What a plonker............go and shoot things that fly slow or stand still at loch Leven...... idiot

Surely shooting slow things or ones that stand still shows that I am indeed an opportunist rather than a plonker as those are the ones easiest to hit.

You should get yourself down the Tees Road Mr Compo, there's loads of little shelters there you could set up in and apparently loads of birds flocking around that you could shoot at.

I'm with Harry!!
wish i could get an arctic tern to s[h]it on my head........

lol better that than IOR

I'll do it, eight arctic rolls and I have to do a tern anyway.....or is that......errrmmmm.......

I'm forgetting bloody English now..