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 Post subject: Is it wrong to fancy aliens?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:21 pm 
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Is it wrong to fancy the blue chick in Avatar? I say yes, whilst my brother thinks she is worth a dip. Please help settle this family dispute.

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Seeing as you & your brother are both under 40 its wrong.

Once you get past 40 if shes under 60 & you can lift her its okay

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:59 pm 
I have a mate who used to fancy Juliette from 80's kids show 'Dog Tananian and the three Muskehounds'. He still says today though that if he was going to shag a character from the show it would have been 'Milady' as she would be far dirtier*

These are both cartoons and one was a dog the other a cat, so the alien is fine mate.

Juliette, sweet innocent

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*I would like to clarify that this was a mate and not me.

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Is it wrong to fancy the blue chick in Avatar? I say yes, whilst my brother thinks she is worth a dip. Please help settle this family dispute.
One drawback is that if you start a family, the kids will be a delightful shade of pale blue, but .... may be taken into care by Social Services as they may suspect you aren't keeping them warm enough. :wink:

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Betty Rubble was a milf IMO.

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Very good shout PJ!! :laugh:

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Daphne out of Scooby Doo, filthy. :wink:


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So what does that make Betty Boop....oop boopy doop as the say. :shock:

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Lady Parker....Thunderbirds.. :coool:

Don't go there ... too many strings attached..... bbolt

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:02 am 
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Is it wrong to fancy the blue chick in Avatar? I say yes, whilst my brother thinks she is worth a dip. Please help settle this family dispute.


I fancy her aswell!!!! :uhoh: :razz: :grin:

And the Rabbit off the Cadburys Caramel advert!!!! :uhoh: :razz: :grin:

And the daughter with the glasses off Family Guy!!!! :uhoh: :razz: :grin:


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Cracking thread! :laugh: clappp

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The alien from "species" would get it :wink:

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Princess Leia from Star Wars have history, in fact she still carries a torch for me. (think about it)


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Daphne out of Scooby Doo, filthy. :wink:


Aye, its funny how when the gang split up to look for ghosts, Fred always took Daphne with him and the Shaggy, Velma & Scooby were stuck with each other.


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wasnt she played by sarah michelle gellar in the "remake"

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Bugs Bunny when dressed as a woman :uhoh:

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fictional characters and aliens - I class them all in the same bracket!!!!

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No she was a human pretending to be an alien, after a career of being terrorised by them.

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give over mate ariel from the little mermaid is way hotter

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Not as hot as Snow White. She wasn't as white as her name suggested, living with 7 dwarfs.

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She turns into an Alien in the Faculty :grin:

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Diana ?..nice body ,but she must have had awful smelly breath snacking on live mice every day.. :uhoh:


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Kim Bassinger was a sexy alien in "my stepmother is an alien"

although she was even better in that other film when she rubbed fruit and ice cubes on herself.


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what about that lass from wierd science

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give over mate ariel from the little mermaid is way hotter



are you fooking retarded ? ariel not even in the same league as neptina you fooking donk. refred rage
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Amanda Donohoe in Lair Of The White Worm-

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Admittedly there are two problems. Not an alien as such and technically a Mackem as it turns out to be based on the Lambton Worm. Lot nicer than Deidre Barlow though.


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Lot nicer than Deidre Barlow though.


The Seventh Level Of Pan is nicer than that hideous harridan. Satan only knows what she looks like now... bbolt


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Whilst I willingly admit to having a thing for both Daphne (Scooby Doo) and Princess Leia (Star Wars, especially in Jabbas palace), neither are really aliens as such. For all we know we may one day meet real life aliens, would it be acceptable to fancy them? For example, I'd consider giving E.T a quickie for the perks; A great help with the paper round, if I was 13 that is.

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i've seen a 'video' of E.T. being sucked off.

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i've seen a 'video' of E.T. being sucked off.

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Did his bell end glow?

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i've seen a 'video' of E.T. being sucked off.

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Did his bell end glow?

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Did his bell end glow?


Well, it didn't at the start of the film... :shock:

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Lady Parker....Thunderbirds.. :coool:


Lady Parker?, it was Lady Penelope. Parker was her man-servant. Apparently Scott Tracy put her in the club, but Brains "sorted it".
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Lady Parker....Thunderbirds.. :coool:


Lady Parker?, it was Lady Penelope. Parker was her man-servant. Apparently Scott Tracy put her in the club, but Brains "sorted it".
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If the Loid wants to call his manservant Parker, then let him. :wink:


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are you fooking retarded ? ariel not even in the same league as neptina you fooking donk. refred rage


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