Woo is me, it's cold in Hartlepool. What the feck did the unnamed reporter expect in February, it was cold every fecking where last night.

Crap report on the whole though.

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/carlisle-u ... sle-united

fook them..we won so couldnt give a shite what there print.

I was just saying when we played away at Carlisle in December how warm the place was, even though the wind was ten times worse than last night and it was snowing the temperature was balmy. Bovril? Fook Bovril I said get me a tequila sunrise some factor 25 and my Bermuda shorts........ always a must when you when you visit Brunton Park.

So we are 'sprightly but limited' are we? Maybe, but it should also be stated that Carlisle's defence is probably the worst I have seen at our place this season - they were all over the place...

Probably written by one reporter.

what a load of waffle,talk about padding out a story

Are you saying it was a Mail reporter?