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Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:43 pm

Dear Sting,

You were shyte. The Jam were far better.

Atweasle C (Mrs)

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:51 pm

Dear Cornelius

I agree

Crimes G (???)

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:29 pm

Had their moments early on.
Went quickly downhill once Sting started to believe he was black.

The Jam every time for me. :!:

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

seen the jam live, brilliant! wouldn't go to see the police if they were playing in my fookin garden

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:32 pm

Dear Mr Rucksack,

Do you have any rainforest indians in your garden that need saving? The Jam couldn't play music for toffee.

Sting.

PS, Some dates still available.

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Dear Mr Rucksack,

Do you have any rainforest indians in your garden that need saving? The Jam couldn't play music for toffee.

Sting.

PS, Some dates still available.

Unfortunately i have no trees, i cut them all down with a chainsaw. And the Jam didn't even like toffee. So There! :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:35 am

Both did some decent songs but a fair bit of shiite too.

Neither were a patch on Flock of seagulls. bbolt

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Think I bought every Jam single until "Start", then I realised the bloke was a song-thief.

Certainly didn't buy all of The Polices, stuff like "Walking On The Moon" and "Spirits In The Material World" were pants.

"Synchronicity" still stands up as a good album though and "Can't Stand Losing You" is deffo the second best song about Suicide.

what is the first, M*A*S*H

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:24 pm

Walking on the moon was the last good Police single

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