found this funny page on face book were this bloke just put up stuff his 71 year old dad says, there are some right corkers on there and was wondering if anyone else had any little gems like this one:

"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

'fuck you's I'm off'


french 'lovely lovely person'

"I could get drunk, get fish and chips on the way home and still have change out of that when i was young"

After a particularly noisy fart.....'Was that you....??'

When I fart my dad always says "speak brown and your through"

I wonder how many of them actually did "leave their doors unlocked when they went out"?

They were mostly too hammered to remember to lock them, I suspect....