Well I took peoples advice in the other Valentines thread and decided against buying her something. I got a cheapy card for her like.

Anyway, she just returned from the shops and said she had got me a valentines present but would have to wait until Sunday for it. I felt a bit shiit so told her that its just a money making exercise for the shops blah blah so hadnt got her anything. She said I may aswell just have the present now. Feel a bit shiity now.

Got this by the way. A fecking AWESOME moviefilum...

Men who give Valentine's cards/gifts, are only doing so to have sex. FACT

Is it wrong to do that

hence why i bought our lass a sex toy

Was in the asda earlier, and the full front of the shop is full of shit for lasses.

I looked at them and i said ere, mrs yubep, your 25 year old, why the fuck would i buy you a big pink balloon with a fucking gorilla on it pouting!! what the fuck you gunna do with that!

anyone who buys there lass tat like that, is like fetish bob says, just after getting there end away, and if they are fit then fair play.

To be fair i've i'd just started seeing a lass, and hadnt potted the brown or owt yet then i might push the boat out.

But i'll be watching Footballs Next Star on Sunday night and then lost.

Yes. Do you do it the other 364 days of the year to get your leg over. Would you buy your lass a card on say February 29th (every 4 years it comes round) just to say, I haven't had sex with you on February 29th for 4 years ...... No you wouldn't you take her to bed and do it.

The whole things a load of commercialised pap. Just like Halloween has become, I mean a pair of pumpkin shaped spectacles f.f.s.

Absolute bollocks my good man. You to keep the missus happy, it means less nagging on your behalf.

If my lass was that talented with a banana then I would probably try harder to keep her happy

err..not that I want any like... but where do they sell those?
For research purposes and stuff obviously.....

ive had to get up early to go get her a fecking card and a pressy

I will borrow you mine next time I see you

Look at the type of dilge the Yanks sell f.f.s :- Insane serial killer in strait jacket prop $129.95 - currently out of stock!

lol tasteful!

I want one

Just another 'Hallmark Holiday' as far as I'm concerned.
I'm sure my wife thinks differently however.

Reckon I'm gonna be in the doghouse tomorrow!

I almost give in today, was so close, walking about the town, kids to the left and right of me, people buying stuff all over, almost thought sod it and bought her a cd n a card, but she was being a moody twat so she made it very easy for me to walk past all the shops.