or Player or whatever...is it shagged again?? I can get a word over here. I may withdraw my pound a month...

Pools Player out!!

Nah Phil, still getting nowt. Must be the Great Firewall eh??

Maybe I did withdraw me pound a week. Can't remember my own name these days, Derek....

It's on Kev but using old fashioned 'over the phone' style internet connection, not ISDN. The quality is poor as well as the scores not updating, no match stats or team lineups.
We're losing by the way 1-0 after 2 minutes 24 seconds.

Has it gone silent for half time?? It says I'm on air like. Sorry if I'm intruding on your half-time jimmy-riddle marra.

Yes, it's silent at half time.

That'll be why I can't get anything then. Analogue was never even installed here.

Hurrah!! It's now on but it sounds like Medium wave radio....

Aye, pirate radio at that.

Yeah....you might have noticed that I've been fairly uncommunicative on here recently. I read the lot but but I've got neckache from shaking my head. Made a contribution to the Building Bridges thread but I'm sure that'll get slated.

Joe Gamble sounds quality.

It depends if you say it in a Diana Dors type of stylee, Mr PJ.....

I'm saying it in a borderline racist OTT Dublin accent.

So it's the difference between:

1. Cho-o-wee--Gahmbllleeee

and

2. Go-ey Gimble so at as!!!!

Sounds like we have lost a bit of momentum.

I blame Turner.

2-0 down, dog spunk.

Oh bugger!! 2-0.

Long story short. The plug trip tripped and I lost connection but I'm back now!!

Wish I wasn't.

Seriously when was the last time an ex player didn't score against us?

Was it before the war?

Any way back here??

3-0 sounds more likely than anything Flinders has just made a good save.

Yeah, too late I suppose. Story of the season.

If it's any consolation, my workmate is in England at the mo, he's a Bristol Rovers fan, he's gone to the game and once he's handed over my cheese and the tatie masher I'm going to kick him in the nuts until he cries. Then I'm going to tell him that his birds been shagging about while he's away, just after I set fire to his flat and wee in his sock drawer.

Rovers keeper man of the match

As the games drifting to another defeat, a question Kev, do they not have cheese in China?

I see Ritchie got booked. That doesnt happen very often.

I presume Turner subbed him as he could not risk him getting a second yellow and thus being suspended for a game.

fa rules state richie can not be dropped, regardless of red or yellow cards, so its ok grave he'll still be playin next week

Nice one bud. I was worrying unnecesarily.

Yeah, fatty mild cheddar, tasteless and bland and those bloody awful Kraft slices. He's bringing back Extra Mature Cheddar and Bisto, otherwise I'll report him for anti-party activity.

wensleydale is a nice cheese the proper stuff that's made in hawes,i also like wyke farms mature cheddar thats quite nice leaves a nice creamy aftertaste not like some that are over salty