I've waited all morning for a freezer to be delivered, and now hear it can't get into my road because of the ice.........

You don't need one in this weather, just pack everything into a black bin bag, take it outside and pack it in snow, and as long as you have'nt any varacious foxes or badgers it'll be cushty.

I think that was my point. Sometimes I am too cryptic.

Well, here I am, STILL waiting for the freezer to arrive. Not only that, but I mis-typed Curry's web address (something like, 'support.the tech guys') to get a delivery time, and got a gay dating web-site instead.

There's been a strange silence since I wrote that....you're not all logging in to sign up, are you?

I'm just shocked that Curry's provide that kind of service.

Strange that........Currys don't spell their name with an apostrophe. Are they welsh and should it be pronounce kiroos.

Just a thought.

No I swear by Gay-dar these days and I wont change it for the world

'Ere Grabec, errmmm, Ma'am. (doffs cap, tugs forelock).

Have you got a voracious beaver then??

Sorry, badger.

What, like this one.



http://www.birdofprey.co.uk/cb047jan07.htm

Well she must be smiling about summat Mr Billog, and the tides out....

The girl's got deformed ankles as well.

That's from stopping her beaver escaping.

She really needs to get her roots done.