we have been warned there stewards will not tolerate standing

So what?

Hopefully we won't have a similar situation as at Forest the other year when some of our less intellectually gifted supporters decided to spend the whole game arguing with the stewards about whether they were allowed to stand up and resorting to calling the stewards scabs.

well i hate sitting down and that was us at forest behind the goal when it all kicked off and we never called them scabs by the way we went to trial and won our case

They said 'persistant standing,' which I would say, as long as you sit down or go for a piss when they're attacking, will be OK. Just sit down when you're told, same as going outside for a tab and not drinking on trains. Whatever you do, don't move to a totalitarian regime where you are marshalled all the time.

For fook's sake don't get cramp in those cold plastic seats in November or you'll get hoyed out..

That is all.