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 Post subject: If you ever find a GUN
PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:20 pm 
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Dont hand it in to the police.

THIS COUNTRY HAS FINALLY CRACKED.....

http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news ... ticle.html

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 Post subject: Re: If you ever find a GUN
PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:59 pm 
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That is a joke - seriously the bobbies in this country are a joke. stpid


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 Post subject: Re: If you ever find a GUN
PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:10 pm 
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its not the bobbies, its the law, its a fecking joke

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 Post subject: Re: If you ever find a GUN
PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:51 pm 
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Yeah lads, because we all know the correct way to hand in a gun is to make an appointment with the Super and pull it out of the bag on him stpid. Read between the lines

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 Post subject: Re: If you ever find a GUN
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:07 am 
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Yeah lads, because we all know the correct way to hand in a gun is to make an appointment with the Super and pull it out of the bag on him stpid. Read between the lines


I agree, he rang to see the Super but didnt bother to say why? Why not just tell them why?

And then walking into an unsuspecting police station and pulling a gun out of a bag? stpid

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 Post subject: Re: If you ever find a GUN
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:52 am 
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As it happens I found a gun in a playground next to St Andrews Gardens in Liverpool. I made the mistake of picking it up to see if it was real and then put it down again where I found it and called the police. A young chap with a pointy helmet turned up, took his pen out of his pocket and stuck it up the barrel of the gun to pick it up to have a look at it and it was then that I realised I'd made a mistake, y'know, finger prints and that. Nothing came of it like, there's probably guns strewed all over Liverpool.

Anyway all this makes me glad I didn't nip into Admiral Street police station and whip it out of me pocket and say, 'Hands up, Jesse James is in town', just for a joke.

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 Post subject: Re: If you ever find a GUN
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:58 pm 
It's probably still in the evidence room with finger prints all over it.

Perpetrator makes an appeal, gets his sentence quashed..... :shock:

Sleep tight.... :grin:


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