a bloke hates his wifes cat so much that he decides to get rid of it he drives to the next town and dumps it but when he gets home the cat is there.the next day he drives 50 miles away and dumps it but again he gets home the cat is there.so the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it,r 6 hours later he phones home and says to his wife is the cat there,his wife says yes why? well put the c##t on im fu####g lost.