Can't Believe What I've Just Done!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:36 pm

Our lass has went out with her mates and the bairn is sleeping out....so I'm slowly getting pissed!!!! :coool:

Anyway....my phone rings and the number is Witheld....I answer....and they don't!!!! banghead

2 Mins later it rings again....Witheld....I answer....they don't!!!! banghead

5 Mins later it rings again....Witheld....I answer but say nowt for a few seconds....they say nowt....

I scream down the phone....

FUCK-OFF!!!! rage

Then a voice says....'Mr.Mutley, is that you'????

It was one of our lasses mates....Mrs.Mutley has forgotten her phone!!!! confised

I put my phone down!!!! :uhoh:

it rings again....witheld....I ignore it....it rings again....I press busy....it rings again....etc etc!!!! confised

I daren't pick it up now....I feel a right Kunt for screaming down the phone!!!! :uhoh:

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:45 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Our lass has went out with her mates and the bairn is sleeping out....so I'm slowly getting pissed!!!! :coool:

Anyway....my phone rings and the number is Witheld....I answer....and they don't!!!! banghead

2 Mins later it rings again....Witheld....I answer....they don't!!!! banghead

5 Mins later it rings again....Witheld....I answer but say nowt for a few seconds....they say nowt....

I scream down the phone....

f***-OFF!!!! rage

Then a voice says....'Mr.Mutley, is that you'????

It was one of our lasses mates....Mrs.Mutley has forgotten her phone!!!! confised

I put my phone down!!!! :uhoh:

it rings again....witheld....I ignore it....it rings again....I press busy....it rings again....etc etc!!!! confised

I daren't pick it up now....I feel a right Kunt for screaming down the phone!!!! :uhoh:

At least it cant be the Mrs having a go mate, she forgot her phone rolfl

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:53 pm

And just then....I nearly shit meself!!!! confised

Pouring a can of John Smiths....I coughed....and followed through!!!! :uhoh:

Luckily it was 'Colourless'....just liquid....I found that out after I wiped!!!! :uhoh:

So now I'm back....after changing my Duds!!!! :grin:

I wouldn't care....I've only had 3 Cans of Stella, 3 Carlsberg Export, 2 Zamaretto Shots, and the Can of John Smiths I just poured plus a BLT Sarnie and a Cheese Salad....Allday!!!! confised

Feck knows what I'll be like in a few hours!!!!

Oh well....here goes!!!! :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:54 pm

Oh yeah....why the feck do I tell people these things????

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:57 pm

good job you had'nt had any curry then :laugh:

DL5 · **Joined:** Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:48 pm **Posts:** 333

MutleyRules wrote:

And just then....I nearly shit meself!!!! confised

Pouring a can of John Smiths....I coughed....and followed through!!!! :uhoh:

Luckily it was 'Colourless'....just liquid....I found that out after I wiped!!!! :uhoh:

So now I'm back....after changing my Duds!!!! :grin:

I wouldn't care....I've only had 3 Cans of Stella, 3 Carlsberg Export, 2 Zamaretto Shots, and the Can of John Smiths I just poured plus a BLT Sarnie and a Cheese Salad....Allday!!!! confised

Feck knows what I'll be like in a few hours!!!!

Oh well....here goes!!!! :grin:

That made me laugh, what you've done is "bum jammed" yourself, at least it's the lesser of the 2 evils rolfl

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:36 pm

Mr.DL....I actually thought it was shite at first!!!! :uhoh:

First time I HAVEN'T had a shite and been relieved!!!! :laugh:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I believe the correct term is mutley is you have 'sharted'

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:40 pm

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:43 pm

How rude of you Mutley telling the poor lass to f off , bet she's told everyone :laugh:

you gonna get it later :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:45 pm

I fecking hope so....the Nosh is so much 'Dirtier' when she's had a drink!!!! :coool:

DL5 · **Joined:** Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:48 pm **Posts:** 333

Sussex07 wrote:

How rude of you Mutley telling the poor lass to f off , bet she's told everyone :laugh:

you gonna get it later :laugh:

He'll be getting it alright with a stiletto end and a handbag when she gets back clappp

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:51 pm

DL5 wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

How rude of you Mutley telling the poor lass to f off , bet she's told everyone :laugh:

you gonna get it later :laugh:

He'll be getting it alright with a stiletto end and a handbag when she gets back clappp

Hope he has passed out before she gets in .. :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:51 pm

You could be right....she's went to a 70's-80's Night!!!! :uhoh:

BTW....I told her she could have stayed in and listened to my LP's....but she wouldn't have it!!!! sadx

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:54 pm

BTW....the above was a response to....oh feckit!!!! :laugh:

BBTW....why the feck am I talking to darlows???? :laugh:

Will you both feck-off....I'm trying to listen to 'Highbrow' Comedy....Daniel Kitson!!!! :coool:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:55 pm

SHITE....I've just winked at Sussex!!!! :uhoh:

DL5 · **Joined:** Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:48 pm **Posts:** 333

MutleyRules wrote:

SHITE....I've just winked at Sussex!!!! :uhoh:

did you make a typo there? bbolt

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:10 pm

No....I think....and hope that was correct!!!! :uhoh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:43 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Our lass has went out with her mates and the bairn is sleeping out....so I'm slowly getting pissed!!!! :coool:

Anyway....my phone rings and the number is Witheld....I answer....and they don't!!!! banghead

2 Mins later it rings again....Witheld....I answer....they don't!!!! banghead

5 Mins later it rings again....Witheld....I answer but say nowt for a few seconds....they say nowt....

I scream down the phone....

f***-OFF!!!! rage

Then a voice says....'Mr.Mutley, is that you'????

It was one of our lasses mates....Mrs.Mutley has forgotten her phone!!!! confised

I put my phone down!!!! :uhoh:

it rings again....witheld....I ignore it....it rings again....I press busy....it rings again....etc etc!!!! confised

I daren't pick it up now....I feel a right Kunt for screaming down the phone!!!! :uhoh:

Happened agian!!!! banghead

And i said 'Hello' this time!!!! :uhoh:

Sussex....have you got my number you kunt???? rage

PS....and again!!!! rage

I'm not happy!!!! :coool:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:59 am

I can bet a pound to a penny....she won't come home singing....'Sparks'....'Bahaus'....'Flock Of Seagulls'....'Elvis Costello'....'The Beat'....'Squeeze'....'Brinsley Swartz'....'The Cure'....etc etcetc....Skye is crying outside....I think some Gyopos might have graabed her!!!! confised

No....It'll be....'We'll never play you agian' etc....!!!! :laugh:

Wshit!!!!...Get the diog in!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:05 am

'Wham'....'Bros'....'Fucz Bizz'...oh feck!!!! confised

I might aswell be married to PEK!!!! banghead

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:45 am

muttley you knob!!! :laugh:

funnied than feck that!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:10 pm

I aim to please!!!! :uhoh:

Can't Believe What I've Just Done!!!!

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