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 Post subject: Ears
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:08 pm 
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since i have got back from Cuba my ear has been killing, feels as though i have water or something stuck in it. Went snorkeling and was diving down on the bottom of the sea and that combined with the flight has done something to them.

someone at work recommended ear candles or something like a straw that you stick in your ear and light the end so the air stucks what ever it is out. was just wondering if anyone else had any advice.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:18 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Ears
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:25 pm 
Hopi ear candles are supposed to be good, but more for ear-wax, I think. Go and see a quack(I mean GP) Compo to get yor lugs checked out.
Good holiday, otherwise?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:26 pm 
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I had to have some cotton wool bud vacuumed out of mine a few years back - couldn't hear a thing in me right lug for days prior to that

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not sure if the quack is open tomorrow anyway i am out tonight so will be hungover tomorrow. Thanks for asking I had a brilliant time and would recommend Cuba to anyone

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 Post subject: Re: Ears
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:33 pm 
parmopooly wrote:
I had to have some cotton wool bud vacuumed out of mine a few years back - couldn't hear a thing in me right lug for days prior to that


Did you put the bud in yourself or was somebody cross with you?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:07 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Ears
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:30 pm 
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Compo wrote:
since i have got back from Cuba my ear has been killing, feels as though i have water or something stuck in it. Went snorkeling and was diving down on the bottom of the sea and that combined with the flight has done something to them.

someone at work recommended ear candles or something like a straw that you stick in your ear and light the end so the air stucks what ever it is out. was just wondering if anyone else had any advice.


Why not try pushing it out. Simply insert a pipecleaner into the opposite ear and slide it right through to the blockage at the other side and force it out of your lughole.

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 Post subject: Re: Ears
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:36 pm 
I put a stone in my ear when I was a kid and tried to get it out with a rusty 6" Nail....but I'm sure I've told this story numerous times on various Meassage Boards!!!! :coool: :laugh:


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I knew a bloke who would have won a rather important gallantry award if it hadn't been for the collection of ears found in his pockets.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:17 pm 
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
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:shock: indeed. Probably the DCM bordering on the VC.


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 Post subject: Re: Ears
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:44 pm 
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According to my old nana, rest her soul, the only thing you should put in your ear is your elbow.


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 Post subject: Re: Ears
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Was he thinking about making one of these.....

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:34 pm 
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Grave wrote:
Compo wrote:
since i have got back from Cuba my ear has been killing, feels as though i have water or something stuck in it. Went snorkeling and was diving down on the bottom of the sea and that combined with the flight has done something to them.

someone at work recommended ear candles or something like a straw that you stick in your ear and light the end so the air stucks what ever it is out. was just wondering if anyone else had any advice.


Why not try pushing it out. Simply insert a pipecleaner into the opposite ear and slide it right through to the blockage at the other side and force it out of your lughole.


Ah, the old 'Mental Floss' trick.


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I knew a bloke who would have won a rather important gallantry award if it hadn't been for the collection of ears found in his pockets.


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 Post subject: Re: Ears
PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:53 pm 
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y'wha?

Yeah i've had that 'dunn' elvis, worked a treat, feels alright aswell all that warm water swilling about.

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