'Dragon's Den'!!!! :sweet:

For people who don't know what 'Dragon's Den' is....it's a programme where people go on who've got an idea and they put the idea to the panel who are all Millionaires to see if they wanna' back them with money for a percentage!!!!

Anyway here's my idea....

Our Dog is radged....it won't eat Dog Food but always scoffs down left overs from our dinner, tea etc!!!! stupid
Now I know there's a lot of dogs like ours!!!! stupid

Anyway what I propose to do is make a new 'Dog Food' called 'Human Food'!!!! :sweet:
I'll go round Restraunts, Cafe's etc and ask if I can place my own plastic bins in their yards to collect their customers left overs!!!!

A bin for....Breakfast items
A bin for....Lunchtime items
A bin for....Dinnertime items

Then I will collect the bins and tin up the left overs!!!! :sweet:

The Breakfast range will include....

Beans and Bacon!!!!
Toast and Egg!!!!
Sausage and Black Pudding!!!!
Cornflakes and Weetabix and Tea!!!!

The Lunchtime range will be....

Egg, Chips and Beans!!!!
Cheese Savoury Sandwich!!!!
Pie, Peas and Gravy!!!!
Macoroni Cheese and Bread!!!!

The Dinner range will be....

Spaghetti Bolognese
Roast Beef, 3 Veg and Yorkshire Pudding
Chicken Tikka Masala
Panakalty

:sweet: :sweet:

I know for a fact my dog would love them!!!!

I reckon this time next year I could be a Millionaire!!!! :sweet:

Do you lot reckon it's a goer' or what????

It's a winner Muttley, there's been no pig bins since the days of Mad Cow Disease and you'll be performing a service to the catering industry, revolutionising dog food, and making a mint into the bargain.

I'm going on the programme after you. I'm opening a 'Collect The Obese Dog' service whereby I'll export them to Korea and China for use in the 'Four Seasons Stew' recipe. These people really struggle to fatten their dogs for the pot.

The bits that people leave will be collected in pig bins and exported to England for use by the Muttley Revolutionary Human Food Dog Food Co Inc.

It's a worldwide winner and self generating which is what these entrepreneurs love!!

how can you fatten a dog on left over rice

Easy. Have you never had a curry with a big pilau and then seven pints of lager?? When you wake up you think you've got Kilimanjaro up your shirt.

I know a dog that got really fat on kebabs and John Smiths.......

good job you are not witnin spitting distance of KING LOUIE

Kev I raise my hat to you.
That's the funniest thing I've read on the Bunker in ages.

...but what will the jobbies look like...?