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Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:36 pm

How's the family jewels?? rolfl

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:44 pm

cheeky nowt!

much better actually,bruising just about gone, swelling too - shame that like, thanks for asking!

do you wanna know about the consistancy of my love juice now?! :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:00 pm

Well you must be well on the road to recovery if you're producing any quantity of milky white love piss.

Anyone else involved or are you flying solo??

When my mate got his bollocks bricked he got a bollocking off the clinic nurse for having spit in his samples. :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:03 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Anyone else involved or are you flying solo??

both

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:07 pm

At the same time?? :shock:

How much is that costing you?? :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:22 pm

perish the thought

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:53 pm

BTW, there was a feature on Radio 4 on men who've had pain post op - the sperm (it's still produced) now has no outled and therefore builds up - the pressure can cause inflamation and soreness! rolfl

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:49 pm

Karl Marx wrote:

I'm glad it amuses you.....

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:52 pm

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Yeah, but imagine when it DOES get out there! KABOOM! clappp

Salty's missus launched into orbit! rolfl

and thrice rolfl

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:57 pm

sticky as

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36397

it'll come out like toothpaste.....under pressure :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:40 pm

there might be kids watching this programme!!!

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:41 am

Anybody see Magpie years ago when they send Judith whatshername to the bloodstock stud??

So there's this stallion doing the biz on a mare and Judith stuttering and stammering on camera as they approached the final furlong and then WHAMMO!!!!!! Call Red Adair!! Ankle deep in horse jizz. I was still laughing all through my teens. Elephant shit on Blue Peter?? Tame as!! :laugh:

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