I should post my bank statements.

what a tune... and the KNOCKERS on that

I saw something sad last night,loadsa doyles stood still for an hour & a half videoing the specials on their digital cameras/phones.

feck ripping his eyes i could torture the kunt for days

I feel sadder for the dead homeless gadgie than the dog.

hate bas-tards who kill seals - so brainless fu-ckwit women can wear the fur. The Daily Mirror should re-run those pictures on the front page again so all the silly bints in this country won't buy seal fur again.
Wild animals should be left alone, unless they're a swarming pest such as locusts or those toads or some such, which affects the local eco system.

What about foxes?

they get ran over by cars by the looks of things

Women wear seal fur?

Out and about on the pop on Saturday, the chat eventually turned to the tune you would choose to have as your send-off. The very next day, Radio Boro played the Chris Rea track that Paul Mullen had at his funeral. Forget its name but it brought the house down that day.

Close call for me like, but whilst definitely ruling out the standard Chav classic 'Simply the Best' (shuddddddder), and a guaranteed show-stopper like the Benny Hill theme tune, mine would have to be 'No sleep' by The Cardigans' Pure emotion at its very best. No vid on Youtube sadly...

Wear the fox hat.

I was at a wedding this afternoon, and Don't Stop Me Now by Queen was played. It brought tears to my eyes, as the last time I heard it was at Stranton Crem, at the funeral of my Nephew.

You give us the punch line Mr I and we'll make up the joke.