just got out the bath

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:57 pm

sat here bollock naked and I don't give a f-uck.

Mind you the window cleaner doesn't seem too happy like

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37695

I bet the bath is. :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:59 pm

the people at the sewage farm aren't going to be very happy in 20 minutes when the bath water gets there

poolie bri · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:01 pm

im not long out of bed love this retirement lark clappp

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:03 pm

I'm in the middle of 4 night shifts!!! If I never had to work again I wouldn't.

poolie bri · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:06 pm

parmopooly wrote:

I'm in the middle of 4 night shifts!!! If I never had to work again I wouldn't.

yer done all of that it gets a bit boring ive been off since 2001 so used to it now like :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:35 pm

parmopooly wrote:

sat here bollock naked and I don't give a f-uck.

Mind you the window cleaner doesn't seem too happy like

He's a miserable bugger that Salty...... :roll:

A-when-oi wasa watching-a-fatty-bloke-na-ked-ana-drewning in a lake-somewhere in Great Ham...... bbolt

Folk me.... :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:40 pm

by strange coincidence, he was still singing that as he fell off the ladder

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:44 pm

Oh bugger... :evil:

We'll never know the chorus now... confised

Probably something like 'Hey didley ay day his nuts were on foire......t'was the develish sauce from the brigand caled Dave...' :grin:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:57 pm

parmopooly wrote:

sat here bollock naked and I don't give a f-uck.

Mind you the window cleaner doesn't seem too happy like

I want photographic proof! :laugh:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i seen you at about 4pm, good job you had some clothes on

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37695

George Formby Meets Parmo.....

Now I go cleaning windows, to earn an honest bob,
For a Nosey Parker it's an interesting job.
Now it's a job that just suits me,
A window cleaner you would be,
If you could see what I can see
Cleaning Parmo's windows.

Parmo sat there in the nude,
His pose struck me as very rude,
He scratched his arse and and acted lewd,
So I stopped cleaning windows.

In my profession there's some sights'
But this one was a shock,
Cos all that he was wearing,
Was a well placed tartan sock.

Blushing Parmo looked a treat,
His little sock was quite petite
He's the talk of half the street,
Cleaning Parmo's windows.

The sock fell off, it was quite small,
It's a wonder that I didn't fall.
My mind's not on my job at all,
Cleaning Parmos window.

If he's in the nude today,
I'll go back, it makes my day,
He doesn't realise I'm gay,
Cleaning Parmo's windows. :wink:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:41 pm

Frodraff · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:50 am

Snowy wrote:

George Formby Meets Parmo.....

Now I go cleaning windows, to earn an honest bob,
For a Nosey Parker it's an interesting job.
Now it's a job that just suits me,
A window cleaner you would be,
If you could see what I can see
Cleaning Parmo's windows.

Parmo sat there in the nude,
His pose struck me as very rude,
He scratched his arse and and acted lewd,
So I stopped cleaning windows.

In my profession there's some sights'
But this one was a shock,
Cos all that he was wearing,
Was a well placed tartan sock.

Blushing Parmo looked a treat,
His little sock was quite petite
He's the talk of half the street,
Cleaning Parmo's windows.

The sock fell off, it was quite small,
It's a wonder that I didn't fall.
My mind's not on my job at all,
Cleaning Parmos window.

If he's in the nude today,
I'll go back, it makes my day,
He doesn't realise I'm gay,
Cleaning Parmo's windows. :wink:

It could only be better with pictures.

tonyparry · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:32 am

Ive got the origional song as my ring tone , sadx

itll never be the same again!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37695

Frodraff wrote:

Snowy wrote:

George Formby Meets Parmo.....

Now I go cleaning windows, to earn an honest bob,
For a Nosey Parker it's an interesting job.
Now it's a job that just suits me,
A window cleaner you would be,
If you could see what I can see
Cleaning Parmo's windows.

Parmo sat there in the nude,
His pose struck me as very rude,
He scratched his arse and and acted lewd,
So I stopped cleaning windows.

In my profession there's some sights'
But this one was a shock,
Cos all that he was wearing,
Was a well placed tartan sock.

Blushing Parmo looked a treat,
His little sock was quite petite
He's the talk of half the street,
Cleaning Parmo's windows.

The sock fell off, it was quite small,
It's a wonder that I didn't fall.
My mind's not on my job at all,
Cleaning Parmos window.

If he's in the nude today,
I'll go back, it makes my day,
He doesn't realise I'm gay,
Cleaning Parmo's windows. :wink:

It could only be better with pictures.

I can visualise it Viz style.......... oh the temptation. :evil:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:00 pm

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:08 pm

I can visualise Parmo as the original Viz Rude Boy.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37695

... and POK as Mr Logic. :laugh:

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