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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:32 pm 
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truly cringeworthy stuff. Not sure if she was drunk or on drugs (or both)

ps, I cant blame the kids for watching it as I have none :laugh: :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:33 pm 
She was clearly off her (substantial) tits.


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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:29 pm 
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Dress came undone after 20 seconds


Was Kev on stage with her? sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:36 pm 
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
ElvisAintDead wrote:
Dress came undone after 20 seconds


Was Kev on stage with her? sctatchinghead


No he was many miles away but undressed her with his eyes

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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:15 pm 
ElvisAintDead wrote:
Just had the misfortune to nip upstairs and witness Whitney Houston on X-Factor.

Dress came undone after 20 seconds, sang flat as fook and was embarrassing in her interview.

Hopeless.


banghead banghead Our lass never mentioned this like!!!! banghead banghead


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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:20 pm 
MutleyRules wrote:
ElvisAintDead wrote:
Just had the misfortune to nip upstairs and witness Whitney Houston on X-Factor.

Dress came undone after 20 seconds, sang flat as fook and was embarrassing in her interview.

Hopeless.


banghead banghead Our lass never mentioned this like!!!! banghead banghead


It was as if after Robbie Williams last week they tried to actually better his off his tits performance, she was out of it!

Next week they've got Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse doing 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart'.


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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:26 pm 
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
Just had the misfortune to nip upstairs and witness Whitney Houston on X-Factor.

Dress came undone after 20 seconds, sang flat as fook and was embarrassing in her interview.

Hopeless.


Performance was 'back to her best when performing'

http://www.tellyzone.com/xfactor/2009/1 ... actor.html

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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:36 pm 
That dress could do with some 'Wonder Web' to take it up like!!!! confised confised



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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:04 am 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
ElvisAintDead wrote:
Dress came undone after 20 seconds


Was Kev on stage with her? sctatchinghead


I would really rather knock nails into my eyes than sully them with X-Factor. Karaoke for the great unwashed if you ask me. confised


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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:40 am 
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I would really rather knock nails into my eyes than sully them with X-Factor. Karaoke for the great unwashed if you ask me. confised


and that is as accurate a summary as I could think of too

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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:43 pm 
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am I allowed to admit to enjoying Cheryl Cole's performance :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:56 pm 
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Quality blart and no mistake.
Just don't do music, pet confised

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 Post subject: Re: Car Crash Television
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:32 pm 
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chessington wrote:
am I allowed to admit to enjoying Cheryl Cole's performance :uhoh:


Yes. I enjoyed it too.

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