Dolphin disaster...

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37656

..."anyone who wants to see a school of dolphins coming alongside the vessel, go to the starboard side of the ship as quickly as possible", the captain announced. I couldn't be arsed to go and watch the marine attention seekers perform, so I went to the stern. I then heard what could best be described as a whole group of people saying oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, or words to that effect, all at once... as the school were sucked up and spat out the other end ... much the worse for wear, i.e dead.. Was I wrong to stifle a laugh...? rolfl

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37656

...went on the Fastcat in the wifes mates car, one of those 4x4 black monsters with tinted windows. She asked me to drive it on, which I did. Now I've driven on ferries before, but driving on these things is something else, as the space is used to the full. I followed the crews directions and they told me to switch of the engine and leave it in gear.. great, till we realised we couldn't get the fookin doors open to get out :evil:

...we ended up climbing out of the back, it was like being born again..... :uhoh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:11 pm

Snowy, did you have a whale of a time?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37656

You did that on porpoise didn't you... :wink:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:27 pm

He's fishin' for a pun.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:36 pm

Knot this again :evil:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:37 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

He's fishin' for a pun.

Well it got a bite didnt it!

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:39 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

Knot this again :evil:

This has developed into the usual fish- pun thread ... not mountaineering. Start your own hill-climbing/mountaineering pun related thread. ?

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:40 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

townendtimmy wrote:

Knot this again :evil:

This has developed into the usual fish- pun thread ... not mountaineering. Start your own hill-climbing/mountaineering pun related thread. ?

Ooh give is a kiss you big tart :wink:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:55 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

townendtimmy wrote:

Knot this again :evil:

This has developed into the usual fish- pun thread ... not mountaineering. Start your own hill-climbing/mountaineering pun related thread. ?

Ooh give is a kiss you big tart :wink:

This aint the time nor the plaice....

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:57 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

townendtimmy wrote:

Knot this again :evil:

This has developed into the usual fish- pun thread ... not mountaineering. Start your own hill-climbing/mountaineering pun related thread. ?

Ooh give is a kiss you big tart :wink:

Looker, we want a fish pun. clappp

Not a statement about being desireous of bakery products. :evil:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:59 pm

Grave wrote:

This aint the time nor the plaice....

See Timmy? Grave's got it. He was brought up proper, like. :grin:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:03 pm

got what im jel :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:06 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Grave wrote:

This aint the time nor the plaice....

See Timmy? Grave's got it. He was brought up proper, like. :grin:

Eel learn eventually

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:06 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

rolfl

got what im a jellied eel :laugh:

Finnally he's got it.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:15 pm

Grave wrote:

Eel learn eventually

Top Bunker/fish pun action, Grave.

I don't want to dwell on this too long, but Timmy is not as "quick" as other Bunker posters. :wink:

How can I put it ... he reads the East Durham edition, whereas we read the Town Final. Geddit? :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:20 am

For Fecks Hake!!!! banghead

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:16 am

Cod Almighty, not again......... :roll:

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

I thought this subject had been BATTERED to death but the DACE still goes on

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37656

It makes a change from him pulling his cockle out with a pin.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:42 am

Snowy wrote:

It makes a change from him pulling his cockle out with a pin.

You're a right funny bass-tard Snowy. clappp

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:51 am

ADG wrote:

Its tad not tard.

Sincerest apologies Dibble. I will never get my dream job with the Hpool Fail with spelling like that sadx

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:15 pm

To quote Blackadder: "Horses may be very well endowed, but it does not make them sensitive lovers."

So leave my WINKLE out of this.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37656

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

To quote Blackadder: "Horses may be very well endowed, but it does not make them sensitive lovers."

So leave my WINKLE out of this.

...that's what they all say to you, even when it's in..... :laugh:

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