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 Post subject: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:22 pm 
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Got a new carpet about 3 months ago,throughout the living room,dining room,stairs & landing,came to about £600.
Today I bumped the ironing board,red hot iron fell off & burnt a big triangle into the carpet banghead

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:28 pm 
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Got a new carpet about 3 months ago,throughout the living room,dining room,stairs & landing,came to about £600.
Today I bumped the ironing board,red hot iron fell off & burnt a big triangle into the carpet banghead


Well go all over it with the iron and tell everyone it's the pattern.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:33 pm 
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GroovyCrimes wrote:
Got a new carpet about 3 months ago,throughout the living room,dining room,stairs & landing,came to about £600.
Today I bumped the ironing board,red hot iron fell off & burnt a big triangle into the carpet banghead


That old chestnut.........could you not be a bit more original with your dodgy insurance claim :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:59 pm 
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you might as well have a party now and let everyone piss all over it!!! :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:37 pm 
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GroovyCrimes wrote:
Got a new carpet about 3 months ago,throughout the living room,dining room,stairs & landing,came to about £600.
Today I bumped the ironing board,red hot iron fell off & burnt a big triangle into the carpet banghead


I done exactly the same thing a month ago! In the front roomof our new house (with new carpet). There is an iron shaped imprint and the iron was only in contact with the floor for about 0.00253 seconds. :evil:

I have tried steaming the imprint - no good.

Also tried brushing the area with a wire brush which helped a little bit but not much.

The only alternative is a new carpet or a rug!

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:42 pm 
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GroovyCrimes wrote:
Got a new carpet about 3 months ago,throughout the living room,dining room,stairs & landing,came to about £600.
Today I bumped the ironing board,red hot iron fell off & burnt a big triangle into the carpet banghead


I done exactly the same thing a month ago! In the front roomof our new house (with new carpet). There is an iron shaped imprint and the iron was only in contact with the floor for about 0.00253 seconds. :evil:

I have tried steaming the imprint - no good.

Also tried brushing the area with a wire brush which helped a little bit but not much.

The only alternative is a new carpet or a rug!


Or rearrange the furniture.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:03 am 
GroovyCrimes wrote:
Got a new carpet about 3 months ago,throughout the living room,dining room,stairs & landing,came to about £600.
Today I bumped the ironing board,red hot iron fell off & burnt a big triangle into the carpet banghead


Our kid done the same when he was about 15....right in front of the telly....he put a pair of shoes over the burn!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:14 am 
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they are still there!!

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:19 am 
It was our Lee....the intelligent one!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Grave wrote:
GroovyCrimes wrote:
Got a new carpet about 3 months ago,throughout the living room,dining room,stairs & landing,came to about £600.
Today I bumped the ironing board,red hot iron fell off & burnt a big triangle into the carpet banghead


I done exactly the same thing a month ago! In the front roomof our new house (with new carpet). There is an iron shaped imprint and the iron was only in contact with the floor for about 0.00253 seconds. :evil:

I have tried steaming the imprint - no good.

Also tried brushing the area with a wire brush which helped a little bit but not much.

The only alternative is a new carpet or a rug!


Or rearrange the furniture.


Yeah but its the very centre of the living room. It would look silly putting an armchair there or the tv (or a pair of shoes :laugh: )

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:11 am 
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in my old flat the girl i was seeing at the time done the same thing, i done a quick furnitre move about and luckily it was ok.

Had to dump her like, bitch.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
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Had to dump her like, bitch.


Just because she dropped the iron sctatchinghead

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Well yes and no, i used that as a reason but i was wasnting to ditch her anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
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Well yes and no, i used that as a reason but i was wasnting to ditch her anyway.


Was she steaming?

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
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she was but eventually we managed to iron out any problems we had

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
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Yubep wrote:
she was but eventually we managed to iron out any problems we had


Thats good. There was no point being together if you were board

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 Post subject: Re: Oh bollocks
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:42 pm 
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Well, starch as you mean to go on, I always say. bbolt

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