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oldgitpoolie · **Joined:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:27 am **Posts:** 165

Just had a call from sky. the young lady starts with the pitch. does anyone in the houshold like football. yes i reply. would i be interested then in the manchester united channel!! Laughingly I said that they would be the last team I would want to watch and in fact I wouldnt even watch them if they were playing in my back garden. Think she saw the funny side because her response was then ' I bet you wouldn't let them play in your back garden anyway'

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:35 pm

Get a dodgy box. Then it's free to watch! rolfl

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:37 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Get a dodgy box. Then it's free to watch! rolfl

I'd piss myself laughing if everybody with a dodgy box got arrested and slapped with a couple of nights in the cells and a couple of grand fine.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:42 pm

Unlikely Ripper. Rapists don't get that long!

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:46 pm

whats wrong with having a dodgy box like

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:47 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Unlikely Ripper. Rapists don't get that long!

Fraud though innit, aswell as theft. Look at what Darwin got. :wink:

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Mr Ripper wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Get a dodgy box. Then it's free to watch! rolfl

I'd piss myself laughing if everybody with a dodgy box got arrested and slapped with a couple of nights in the cells and a couple of grand fine.

You're only jealous.... bbolt

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:48 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Unlikely Ripper. Rapists don't get that long!

Fraud though innit, aswell as theft. Look at what Darwin got. :wink:

I bet you have commited fraud on an insurance claim

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:49 pm

Pierrepoint wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Get a dodgy box. Then it's free to watch! rolfl

I'd piss myself laughing if everybody with a dodgy box got arrested and slapped with a couple of nights in the cells and a couple of grand fine.

You're only jealous.... bbolt

Jealous?

Of being a thieving chav?

Are you mad?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:50 pm

Compo wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Unlikely Ripper. Rapists don't get that long!

Fraud though innit, aswell as theft. Look at what Darwin got. :wink:

I bet you have commited fraud on an insurance claim

I'll take that bet.

How much do you want to put on it?

£10k?

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

The thing is its not illegal to use them...It only illegal to use them to recieve the channels you don't pay for...

And lets face it if they locked up everyone with a dodgey box they'd be locking up half the population of the town..

I assume you're in an area not served by a cable service and have one of them horrible chav like bin lids on the side of Ripperville..

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:57 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

I bet you have commited fraud on an insurance claim

I'll take that bet.

How much do you want to put on it?

£10k?[/quote]

Ok then you must be an honest John then. For the record I dont have a dodgy box I used to back at home but the thing doesnt work down here. It cost me £90 and had it for about 2 years before I moved, a lot less than sky would have cost me and even more less than if I went to the pub to watch footy, cricket etc.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:01 pm

We can get cable, I just don't believe in stealing.

And calling a satellite dish chav like makes it sound like you didn't go to school.

Saving money by having a thief's box isn't a justification either. Or do you get your weekly food by shoplifiting at Tesco cos they do better food than you could afford to buy at Aldi?

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:06 pm

Wish we had an asda and aldi down here only tesco and waitrose

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Ripper is right.

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Well have you been up Seaton Lane lately? rolfl

Although I doubt many of them are used they're probably just decoy's so the old bill don't think they have a dodgey box on the go.. stpid

I pay for my package from Virgin I get it thrown in with my Internet and Phone package .. Its Over £50 a month.. I don't need a dodgey box .

This whole situation arose because Virgin where too lazy to put proper incription in their system (you don't see many people getting around Sky's system do you.).. They're losing money now but its their fault in the first place (and so are SKY so thats why I'm not really bothered as so are the premiershit big boys)... I don't have a dodgey box but if anyone has one good luck to them..while it works..

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:24 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Ripper is right.

All the MOD's on the board go clickty, click, if they were made of chocolate, which part would they lick?

I like that little poem, me

I wonder if Ripper has EVER avoided ANY duty on fags or booze, or is he whiter then white?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:28 pm

i have one and i couldnt care less if im breaking the law or not. If that makes me a bad person then i will let god, budda or michael jackson decide. Until then while i can get something for free then i will, and when i cant then sky will be able to rip me off again.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

ripper has never broken the law in his life... FACT!

he took me to football once, drove 30 all the way there, even stopped to put litter in the bin.

Even at football he didnt tackle me in case it hurt me, he's a gentleman aswell as a law abider.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:35 pm

Yubep wrote:

ripper has never broken the law in his life... FACT!

he took me to football once, drove 30 all the way there, even stopped to put litter in the bin.

Even at football he didnt tackle me in case it hurt me, he's a gentleman aswell as a law abider.

Well hat's off to Ripper. But I will continue to get free Sky. (Hopefully).

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

as soon as they bring out dodgy box plus where you can pause and record stolen live tv i will get it

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:38 pm

Yubep wrote:

as soon as they bring out dodgy box plus where you can pause and record stolen live tv i will get it

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

they already have...

http://www.skywonder.co.uk/product.php? ... =37&page=1

bbolt

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:06 pm

99% of Dodgy Boxes are controlled by Drug Barons....so if you lot want to line their pockets....fair enough!!!! confised

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:09 pm

100% of drugs are controlled by drug barons however i would estimate that at least 70 percent of this board has tried drugs on more than one occasion. Your point is?

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3116

Ripper taking the moral high ground - I never thought I'd see the day :shock:

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Just like to point out that I haven't got a dodgy box or Sky or cable (but we've just been connected to that new fangled electricity).

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:18 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

99% of Dodgy Boxes are controlled by Drug Barons....so if you lot want to line their pockets....fair enough!!!! confised

But its Ok for you to buy and try drugs then mutts?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:19 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

99% of Dodgy Boxes are controlled by Drug Barons....so if you lot want to line their pockets....fair enough!!!! confised

But its Ok for you to buy and try drugs then mutts?

But Mutley doesn't do drugs.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:25 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

99% of Dodgy Boxes are controlled by Drug Barons....so if you lot want to line their pockets....fair enough!!!! confised

But its Ok for you to buy and try drugs then mutts?

But Mutley doesn't do drugs.

I thought he had, in his yoof

If not I apologise

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:27 pm

Hawklord wrote:

Ripper taking the moral high ground - I never thought I'd see the day :shock:

.

No he hasn't...he's just upholding the law. A well-known paradox in persons of unethical persuasion. :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:26 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

But its Ok for you to buy and try drugs then mutts?

But Mutley doesn't do drugs.

I thought he had, in his yoof

If not I apologise[/quote]

I have tried them in my Youth....but I've never bought them!!!! :coool:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:00 am

Apparently if you copy DVD's or buy sneidy copies you support terrorism as well. :shock:

Which I find odd because the shop up on Xinzu Lu just around the corner sells millions of them and I've never seen anyone with a big beard behind the counter.......

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:35 pm

Pierrepoint wrote:

they already have...

http://www.skywonder.co.uk/product.php? ... =37&page=1

bbolt

Note the disclaimer.........

IT IS THE CUSTOMERS RESPONSIBILITY TO ENSURE THAT THIS BOX IS USED IN A LEGAL AND CORRECT MANNER. CONNECTING THIS BOX TO A LIVE NETWORK DOES CONTRAVENE THEIR TERMS AND CONDITIONS.

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:57 am

They should add 'AS IF YOU GIVE A FLYING FART..............' :grin:

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