Anyone here been away in february before. Me and er indoors are looking to get away round about 2nd Feb for a week to somewhere hot, from Teesside or Newcastle.
Where can I actually go where its hot and I can sit swatting massive flies all day with a nice cold beer in my lap?

Any of the Canaries are good value at this time of year. I've been to Tenerife, Lanzarote, but me fave is Fuerteventura. Avoid the half term though cos the prices rocket up.

North Africa will be warm enough as well, the likes of Egpyt or Tunisia. My brother went to Tunisia last year and loved it. Mr Ed is a regular visitor there as well so I am sure that he will be able to tell you more.

February Temperatures in Puerto Rico by Time of Day

Early Morning 73.4°
Late Morning 80.7°
Early Afternoon 82.0°
Late Afternoon 80.1°
Early Evening 76.0°
Overall 76.4°

Feb 5th im away for a weeks self catering.
£230 - cheap as chips.

Yes Egypt is the place to go ,its the next decent place to be ruined by the masses so get there now before they do

But you won't be swatting flies.
The Mediterranean is cold in February. Warm spells, sure, but you'll spend most of your time wearing a sweater.
I believe the Dominican Republic has some interestingly priced flights and hotels these days. Then there are plenty of places in the Indian Ocean and its seas.

lager
fags
chips

right jools?!!

Got it in one!

You cannot top the Canaries. Lovely warm days assured, its just at night you have to cover up a bit. Been to Tenerife in mid dec and Fuerta in Mid Jan, Lovely Jubbly.

And well cheap too

have been to tenerife all seasons of the year and found the weather spot on each time go for the area around parque santiago 3 lots of nice 4* hotels and close to beaches and night life
can personally reccomend la siesta or bouganneville playa which is a bit further afield up near puerto colon marina