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unruly poolie
 Post subject: pre season tour to holland
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:30 pm 
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hello im new sure you all will tell me to f off in a bunker styley
anybody going this year me and my mate are
booked our fligts from to amsterdam hope we playing somewhere near,
has anybody got any tips from when they went before
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Re: pre season tour to holland
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:44 pm 
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Welcome to the board.

Don't worry, we only tell people to welcome to the board these days if they double-post. :wink:


But I never double post . sctatchinghead
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Montpoolier
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:56 pm 
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MadJohn wrote:
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Don't worry, we only tell people to welcome to the board these days if they double-post. :wink:


But I never double post . sctatchinghead

The clue was in the original post! :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: pre season tour to holland
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:02 pm 
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Keep your hands on your wallet when anywhere where crowds are , like train station, etc, otherwise it will go.

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RodneyTrotter
 Post subject: Re: pre season tour to holland
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:11 pm 
Fook right off you plonker rolfl
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verbalkint
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:49 pm 
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Fetish_Bob wrote:
Keep your hands on your wallet when anywhere where crowds are , like train station, etc, otherwise it will go.


I always keep mine down my y fronts when i go there
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misterb2001
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:50 pm 
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Fook right off you plonker rolfl

rolfl loving your location rodders!

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 Post subject: Re: pre season tour to holland
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Fook right off you plonker rolfl

rolfl loving your location rodders!

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verbalkint
 Post subject: Re: pre season tour to holland
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:01 pm 
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One of the times i went there one of the lads (who's name will remain annon) took a lady of the night back to his hotel room much to the protest of the night porter. In the roomshe asked for the money and he went in his bag which was next to the bed and got it and she told him to strip off, she started to give him a erh um gobble and then stood up and walked out the room leaving him bollock naked with a bonk on.

When he got up in the morning he found she had took all his money from his bag, he made the mistake of telling us and told us not to tell anyone stpid so one the lads phoned the club back home straight away

To add insult to it he got charged for having her in his room and when we got home we went straight to the club and somebody shouted when he walked in " alright M---y did you have a good time, what did you blow your money on :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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mouldy old dough
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Keep your hands on your wallet when anywhere where crowds are , like train station, etc, otherwise it will go.
Been to Amsterdam 6 times and never had a problem.

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verbalkint
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you dont have a wallet you wear a bumbag :shock:
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I managed to lose my bank card over the weekend!!! Cncelled it and according to the mush on the phone no damage done, but I'd be an easy target!!!

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