Ive just opened a pack of Bernard Matthews Turkey dinosaurs & there was 5 Stegasauruses yet only 1 Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I'm going to lay out all the dinosaur shapes from my spaghetti tin and write a letter of complaint to Trading standards, if the population profile doesn't meet my requirements
This country!!!

Perhaps there was a dinosaur battle before Groovy opened the tin.



But another thing, why is there always only one pineapple midget gem and loads and loads of horrible green ones?

...but T-Rex's would destroy Stegosaurus's easily, surely?
Therefore, there should be more T-Rex's if that was the case.
A complaint is what's needed

Perhaps the Stegs had a cunning plan

Its like when you buy something and it says on the packet "Average contents 50".

So you count them out and there's only 49. Strictly speaking they are correct but you can't help but feel pi$$ed off that somebody somewhere has 51 to balance it out and they've paid the same money.

Now thats the bunker ! out of footie season
for the record, i never liked the black ones.....................shit im talking about midget gems now.and you lot are on about alpha spaggeti (how the fook do you spell spaghttti)

Don't ask me.

I think the stegosauruses taste better!

Could be a DILF.

A what

A dinosaur I'd like to fuck.

Ah!!

Well I suppose rules are rules

Are you?

What the feck???????

I wrote "r.u.l.e.s a.r.e r.u.l.e.s "

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

could be a gilf


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

WTF?

rules are rules

How many of these things are there? We should have a list.

i bought four sausage rolls ready in a packet from morrisons got to work and there was only three.. i think il go to asda from now on.

Thats no better Mr Peterlee,Mrs Groovy bought the dodgy dinosaurs in there.

Morrissons - Refuse to buy an ad with Pools
Asda - Overload the turkey dinosaurs with stegosaurus
Tesco - Tents out of stock

Dunno about supermarkets,more like uselessmarkets

What's that teddy bear spam all about on the deli counter?? It always looked like it had been eaten once??

that's billy bear,they feed the kids on that before they have their first greggs sausage roll

Did anyone ever ask for jelly babies but only male ones because you get more for your money?

Yes in 1964