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Poor woman. We've just had a bank holiday weekend barbeque's all over, it was probably just a hog roast. The mind plays funny tricks at times like this, she even heard the cooking swine say "Shilpa Fookawalla, Shilpa Poppadom" by all accounts.

It's an easy mistake to make

So the clouds parted and she saw two faces and it was Jade?
That'll be right, so even in death she is still two faced.

I feel sorry for her Mum. Strange things happen when you are a little jaded.
or in her case Jadeless.

And yes, or no, I am not very sympathetic.

She's a witch burn her... For fooks sake who do they think the fat cow was? Her mother was probably high on cider n smack ffs. shes straight out of shameless... (wonder how much she got from the Mirror for her delusion)

dear Lord