I don't suppose anyone cares, but I'm sat in Dubai airport on my way out of Arab Land!!!

And heading for God's country!!!!

Should be back in town tomorrow morning and straight to Morrells for a couple of pork pies!

What have I missed in the last 6 months?

Just ready for two weeks of fish and chips, beer that doesn't cost 6 quid a pint and plenty of pork related food!!!!

Just a shame about the football season being over

Anyway...can't wait!!!!!

Good for you matey. I hate all these whingers that go on about the country being fooked. There's no place like home