Is it possible to get lumps in farts?

Surely by definition if there's a lump it's not a fart.

Technically, it's a shite.

Surely this is physical science question rather than a medical question. There are three states dependent upon temperature and pressure

gaseous - fart
liquid - squits
solid - turd

Looks like its gonna be a long summer

I think what you are describing is the classic follow through scenario.

I think the technical term is a 'shart'

Look - Lets put this simply
If its lumpy, you have shit yourself.

Of course.

Dibbles Mam thought he was a lumpy fart and I haven't found anyone that disagrees.

His children call him that now, in Serbo-Croat.

My Dad always used to advise me: 'Son, if your pumps come in lumps, you know you've shit yourself'. He's a wise old sage indeed!

I've often farted and a little bit of gravy has deposited in my duds, not enough to class as a follow through so what brackett would you put that in

FFS

Right, back to me chips and gravy

I think the correct phrase for that scenario is that you have 'drawn mud'.

Surely when brown meets canvas, there's more than boffing going on??

if you speak brown your through

... or is it a sign that the 'Bide a Wee While Rest Home for Distressed Gentlefolk' is sending a calling card ..... I believe you can buy special 'pants'......