Im now mega rich

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:58 pm

I just won £625,000, not once but twice.

I'm the sole recepient of the £625,000 and my unique number guarantees it, only problem is the half wits sent me two winning completely different unique WINNING NUMBERS.

So do i send them 1 cheque for £20 and claim once.

Do I send them 2 x £20 cheques and claim twice.

Or do I just tell them to go F*** themselves.

Option 3 wins.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:01 pm

To rule out any confusion, I'd just send all my bank details, and as extra insurance a kidney. This should ensure you receive your £1,050,000 post haste.

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:03 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

To rule out any confusion, I'd just send all my bank details, and as extra insurance a kidney. This should ensure you receive your £1,050,000 post haste.

So I lose out on £200,000 your way, that not an option

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:05 pm

Don't let my inability to add together two very simple numbers get in the way of the sentiment.

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Was that the compensation for Friday night?

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

or payment for FRANKS pics

Im now mega rich

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