... lass a Triumph Stag, she always wanted one and she's never even touched it, what a waste.

if she doesnt want it i'll have it

..... she always went on about one for years and I saw it advertised at Hattons in Liverpool... so ina a moment of madness I splashed the cash, the full £12.99 including posting and package ..a lovely little model.
She didn't see the funny side...

i only want it if its british racing green

I remember years ago, I went into Harrods and went to the section which sold staionary and pens

I said to the bird behind the counter, 'Can I buy one of those delightful pens'
'Fifteen Pounds' she said

I handed her the cash, she said

'A little suprise for the girlfriend?'

I said 'A fcuking big one!, she is expecting a fur coat!'

is that not supposed to say a little surprise rather than little present *scratchingheadsmiley*

I would think so Fensy,but you never know around here

I'll get me coat & such

I kid you not, it came with a wing covered in primer and the rust painted on with a cute little for 'sale sign' on the window .... it added to the ambience..... and irony.