a Freebie..would you?

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

I make no judgments on your answer, but this was mine

I received a call today offering me full hospitality at the boro on saturday, lift from the house etc etc. The person offering , knowing my feelings, said 'it's not the football, its the company and the drink'
'then change the fookin venue and im all yours'

Next time tho, I'll give me place to Parmo or Muttley :shock:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

go and stay in the room with the food and drink and dont go near the game oh and wear a pools scarf :grin:

Hangem · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:47 am

Take me and we can laugh at Roary and all the other muppets

rolf

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:42 am

Who are they playing? Could you find it in yourself to get excited about their opponents?

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

I never thought about their opponents to be honest. Unfortunately i have to watch some paint dry so can't make it.
One of these days I will accept, but i bet i'm never asked again tho :laugh:

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

go and stay in the room with the food and drink and dont go near the game oh and wear a pools scarf

That's what I did a few years back when I went with my Dad who was in his late sixties at the time, it turned out to be unwise as some of the Boro arseholes decided to wait for me and him after the game. In the end they just shouted abuse and pushed and shoved us a little but I did think it was going to kick off.

I didn't learn my lesson because I have done the same since then at Swindon a couple of times, my mates Dad was a Director down there, the only differance was the Swindon fans just laughed at me.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:02 pm

I used to be involved in scouting before going to France. The district once ran a fund raising lottery. This was in the 1980s. The top prize was a season ticket for the Borer. And I had to try to sell tickets. Talk about an uphill struggle. :roll:

Freaky Teeth · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:11 pm

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

I make no judgments on your answer, but this was mine

I received a call today offering me full hospitality at the boro on saturday, lift from the house etc etc. The person offering , knowing my feelings, said 'it's not the football, its the company and the drink'
'then change the fookin venue and im all yours'

Next time tho, I'll give me place to Parmo or Muttley :shock:

Free drink and watch Boro get another nail in there coffin sounds great to me

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:43 pm

MadJohn wrote:

I have been to the Riverside stadium once, the only Premier League game I have ever attended and the only one I ever will unless Pools should ever find themselves there ( :laugh:

).

It was this game

http://www.soccerbase.com/results3.sd?gameid=276699

This was mid-February and Bolton had picked up just ONE away point all season prior to that match. We were in a box paid for by one of our suppliers. I found it difficult, erm, impossible....erm... OK I made no effort whatsoever to contain my loud amusement. Never got invited back :laugh:

Jamie Pollock, how the fook did he get a game at any level??

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:27 pm

I used to clean his windows.
Thick as pig plops

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:30 pm

I also used to clean Owen MacGee's windows.
he proudly showed me his medal from the ZDS final once, it was the tackiest,worst, cheapest medal you'll ever see...you know the type with a boot and a ball badge glued onto the middle...on the back it simply said 'Loser'!!! :laugh:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:34 pm

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

I make no judgments on your answer, but this was mine

I received a call today offering me full hospitality at the boro on saturday, lift from the house etc etc. The person offering , knowing my feelings, said 'it's not the football, its the company and the drink'
'then change the fookin venue and im all yours'

Next time tho, I'll give me place to Parmo or Muttley :shock:

You should have gone, and pretended to be Gremmlin.

Frodraff · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:41 pm

Salty wrote:

I used to clean his windows.
Thick as pig plops

How thick's a pig plop window. Bet it played havoc with your wash leather.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:19 pm

Mr Salty's wash leather has got him into more advantageous situations than pig plop windows. :grin:

Ask him about the bird who was cracking one off..... clappp

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Never heard that one before but I'm interested.... :shock:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:58 pm

tis true! brightened my day up no end!!!

caught a bird in the shower yesterday......its the only thing thats good about my crap job

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