Online ..

Not now you're not.

I think Sussex wants to be loved.

A little ginseng in your tea will calm you Uncle Fester ..

he wants to be a poolie

Before I start, I know you will laugh at this. I know you will be sat at your computer with a semi on reading it.

But, You are the biggest @rsehole I've seen posting on any forum you sad attention seeking get. Your club is dying. It's going down the pan and everyone can feel the pain of the 2,500 supporters who turn up week in week out to support "Your" club. You even have a grin in your message, a true fan would be devastated at the towns lack of support and a defeat but not you. For you it's another excuse to have some banter with strangers you sad, lonely little man. Posters have been banned from this board for being too negative/too positive or just plain stupid, but at least they support and are passionate about their club. It's a waste of time conversing with you because you really couldn't give a sh!t. You have no feelings at all for either Darlo or Pools which is why it would be impossible to get to you, you get off on winding up people who love their teams.

You should be banned. Not cos of your peurile posts. Not cos your a fookin w@nker. But because YOU DON'T CARE.

Get a life, you sad fooker.

Rant over.

Mods tell me when my ban starts!

Who is this feeble poster .. MODS TELL ME WHEN MY BAN STARTS ???ARREST ME NOW OFFICER .NOBODY TAKES ME DOWN ..

I'm guessing the rest of it was spot on tho, if that's the only comment you've got.

Don't trust that Mutley , norgey poolie , the blokes an ageing skinheed stomper type.. ...If you want to get along on this board join the Bunker Elite..

Still no reply to the post? Come on, you've had a while. You must have some answer, or are you the sad little man I said you were?

I have this mental picture of Sussex, he lives with his mam, he sits in his bedroom, tank top over his jim jams, but never wears the bottoms, alternating between dubious scud flick sites and applying his industrial strength acne cream. He'd like a job, but has halitosis of the intellect and finds the presence of members of the opposite sex make him blush deeply and anyway, he feels much safer wrapped in his duvet watching Supermarket Sweep and realising he's attracted to Dale Winton .... it's a sad existence, but it beats having to go out into the real world... and besides, he quite enjoys licking the condensation off the welfare bus window when he goes to the 'centre'......

The only thing I can see missing off that list is a crusty sock and a week old pack of ocean sticks.

The 'crusty sock' has morphed into a fookin diamond, it really is that hard...as for the antique ocean sticks, he uses them for 'smellyvision' when watching .........

You also missed out Gufffawing to himself as he writes his pithy one line answers.

Mind you, it won't hurt him, he's probably a level Z Warrior "Sussex the Impaler" on World of Warcraft, which he plays with the rest of his online "chums". They obviously don't take to sad Loids down south.

He's probably strapping himself raw now with all the attention.

i missed out the fact that one arm is like a breadstick and one is like Popeyes and he has the only monitor with a screen wash bottle.