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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

The Scarlet Pimpernel came from nowhere to hammer the opposition with 58 posts in a couple of hours. Mr I in second place with 30, most of which were about the rebuilt site, Parmo puts up an impressively sad top three score as did the bored oil rigger.

No sign yet of PK or Dibble but they'll be along shortly.

1 The Scarlet Pimpernel 58
2 Mr I 30
3 parmopooly 28
4 offshorepoolie 17
5 Fensy 8
6 MutleyRules 4
7 3Quid 3
8 MadJohn 3
9 katcha 3
10 richard head 2
11 poolieinnottingham 2
12 no6bus 1
13 poolpower 1
14 Elvis Costellos Glasses 1
15 Hawklord 1
16 Louise 1

Louise · **Posted:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:46 am

With this I'll be @ 3 !!

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:11 pm

who is this pimpernel tart then

he sounds to gay even for this board 8)

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:15 pm

he watches people dig roads up all day long

Andy Dibbles Piles · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:59 pm **Posts:** 39

Anyone got any Preparation H?? :oops: :oops:

Andy Dibbles Piles · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:59 pm **Posts:** 39

Might suggest it to you squire, if you have that sort of bent........ :roll:

Andy Dibbles Piles · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:59 pm **Posts:** 39

I'm not happy. I've got an arse like a labour party rosette. :( :oops:

Andy Dibbles Piles · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:59 pm **Posts:** 39

Any news on the tri-partite meeting to reconcile North Korea's differences with South Korea and Vietnam?? I believe the Australians were trying to broker a deal?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37454

Andy Dibbles Piles wrote:

Any news on the tri-partite meeting to reconcile North Korea's differences with South Korea and Vietnam?? I believe the Australians were trying to broker a deal?

YES.

Andy Dibbles Piles · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:59 pm **Posts:** 39

Haemorrhoids is a Greek word. :(

Andy Dibbles Piles · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:59 pm **Posts:** 39

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

Andy Dibbles Piles wrote:

Haemorrhoids is a Greek word. :(

The word "pile" comes from the Latin word "pila" meaning ball.

Haemorrhoids is from Middle English emoroides, hemorrhoids, from Old French emoroides, from Latin haemorrhoidae, from Greek haimorrhoïdes, pl. of haimorrhoïs, from haimorrhoos, flowing with blood : haimo-, hemo- + rhein, to flow.

Ta. :(

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

1 The Scarlet Pimpernel Up Jack's Arse in America 18 Aug 2006 60
2 Mr I 17 Aug 2006 58
3 parmopooly 17 Aug 2006 40
4 Dibble 18 Aug 2006 24
5 Cornelious Atweasle Nunnery 18 Aug 2006 19
6 offshorepoolie 18 Aug 2006 17
7 Andy Dibbles Piles 18 Aug 2006 15
8 Snowy 18 Aug 2006 12
9 Elvis Costellos Glasses Up Deej's Nose... 17 Aug 2006 10
10 Salty 18 Aug 2006 9

The same old faces then.

PurpleFloyd · **Posted:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:48 pm

Is this the Fletcher Memorial Home for incurable Tyrants and Kings then?

Just look out for the group of anonymous South American meat-packing glitterati, they're a colourful bunch.

Louise · **Posted:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:25 pm

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

Mr I. Now, I'm not being picky, and I don't want you to beat me up or anything like that, but you really should be on 57 because the above is an announcement and not post.

I'm sure you will fully concur. :wink:

all your posts sound like announcements

PurpleFloyd · **Posted:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:28 pm

Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

Me and Louise have an arrangement. I sort out the message board and she promises to reveal whether or not she is actually female. I have my suspicions that she is a 16st corker/burner but you've got to cover your bases just in case. :lol:

Louise · **Posted:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:47 pm

Mr I wrote:

..... she is a 16st corker/burner but you've got to cover your bases just in case. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

NB: A corker/burner was a trade in the shipyards. Basically they burnt the sheet metal to make it ready for welding and did something else to make sure the bits were waterproof.

Andy Dibbles Piles · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:59 pm **Posts:** 39

Mr I wrote:

NB: A corker/burner was a trade in the shipyards. Basically they burnt the sheet metal to make it ready for welding and did something else to make sure the bits were waterproof.

My old man was a caulker/burner. :wink:

He worked in Grays at Graythorpe.

He never had piles though. :(

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37454

Andy Dibbles Piles wrote:

Mr I wrote:

NB: A corker/burner was a trade in the shipyards. Basically they burnt the sheet metal to make it ready for welding and did something else to make sure the bits were waterproof.

My old man was a caulker/burner. :wink:

He worked in Grays at Graythorpe.

He never had piles though. :(

Couldn't he caulk your arse...? kill two birds with one stone so to speak...it might smart a bit. :shock:

Andy Dibbles Piles · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:59 pm **Posts:** 39

Snowy wrote:

Andy Dibbles Piles wrote:

Mr I wrote:

NB: A corker/burner was a trade in the shipyards. Basically they burnt the sheet metal to make it ready for welding and did something else to make sure the bits were waterproof.

My old man was a caulker/burner. :wink:

He worked in Grays at Graythorpe.

He never had piles though. :(

Couldn't he caulk your arse...? kill two birds with one stone so to speak...it might smart a bit. :shock:

No, he died three years ago.... :(

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:50 am

Mr I wrote:

1 The Scarlet Pimpernel Up Jack's Arse in America 18 Aug 2006 60
2 Mr I 17 Aug 2006 58
3 parmopooly 17 Aug 2006 40
4 Dibble 18 Aug 2006 24
5 Cornelious Atweasle Nunnery 18 Aug 2006 19
6 offshorepoolie 18 Aug 2006 17
7 Andy Dibbles Piles 18 Aug 2006 15
8 Snowy 18 Aug 2006 12
9 Elvis Costellos Glasses Up Deej's Nose... 17 Aug 2006 10
10 Salty 18 Aug 2006 9

The same old faces then.

1 MutleyRules 12107
2 Spender 10464
3 parmopooly 9990
4 Mr I 9190
5 Mr Ripper 7852
6 chip fireball 7745
7 Richard Head 7251
8 Snowy 6554
9 MadJohn 6236
10 Salty 5823

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:56 am

Andy Dibbles Piles wrote:

Anyone got any Preparation H?? :oops: :oops:

Scheriproct cream is the best grape soother Mr Dibbles.. :grin:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:55 am

Louise wrote:

Cornelious Atweasle wrote:

Mr I. Now, I'm not being picky, and I don't want you to beat me up or anything like that, but you really should be on 57 because the above is an announcement and not post.

I'm sure you will fully concur. :wink:

all your posts sound like announcements

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:18 pm

I didn't understand that either!!!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:58 pm

Salty wrote:

Mr I wrote:

1 The Scarlet Pimpernel Up Jack's Arse in America 18 Aug 2006 60
2 Mr I 17 Aug 2006 58
3 parmopooly 17 Aug 2006 40
4 Dibble 18 Aug 2006 24
5 Cornelious Atweasle Nunnery 18 Aug 2006 19
6 offshorepoolie 18 Aug 2006 17
7 Andy Dibbles Piles 18 Aug 2006 15
8 Snowy 18 Aug 2006 12
9 Elvis Costellos Glasses Up Deej's Nose... 17 Aug 2006 10
10 Salty 18 Aug 2006 9

The same old faces then.

1 MutleyRules 12107
2 Spender 10464
3 parmopooly 9990
4 Mr I 9190
5 Mr Ripper 7852
6 chip fireball 7745
7 Richard Head 7251
8 Snowy 6554
9 MadJohn 6236
10 Salty 5823

Did I miss the first day or what?

P.S. "Andy Dibbles Piles" - I know who it was! :laugh:

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