1. I bought this for the wife not as a Christmas present but when it first came out. It's not been played yet as not had time, but when it is I'll watch it with her even though it's not my cup of tea as she puts up with constant footie from Sky and Setanta.

2. Mr Threepintwonder, I've not set off down there yet. One reason is that I don't have an address. The other is that I think Mr Avenger is at the head of the queue.

3. Paedo of Kent, I hereby appoint you with the honour "Spactard of the Highest Order with a Pink Ribbon, a copy of Bunty and the childrens section of Kays Catalogue to lock yourself in a bathroom with".

sorry mr ripper i knew somebody was on the way down and took an educated guess that it was you,with you having previous form from what i have read on the bunker,also i know you are quite adept at getting rid of the evidence

I've been led to believe that getting rid of the evidence is not required on this occassion, and that public display around the country a la William Wallace would be more appropriate.

hooray for modern day gargoyle manufacturers!!!