lordy. What a glorious looking woman.

But..... she does have an arse the size of a small town.

Nowt wrong with that.

You have to pay a small price for big tits and that is it.

Apparently the US wouldn't buy Nigella's programs because they thought her arse was too big for TV. Now coming from the world champions of fat arses thats a hell of a statement.

There loss.

They also didnt want charlotte church cos her arse is too big too.

Big rack big bum.

Agreed

just checked there, our lasses are a 38F size

christ

It's certainly brightened up my morning!!

It would turn a bit weird if i said i was now wearing said bra?

But im not...



Or am i?




No seriously im not

That does seem very strange when the Queen of US tele is Oprah Winfrey who depending on what month of the year it is has an arse the size of Norfolk(winter) or Shamu(summer).

I gotta agree that Ms Lawson is rather hot.

Agreed! Sexism at its best!

..and I thought I was lucky that Mrs Grave had DD's.

F

People wonder why i never want to go out anymore, i think it's pretty obvious!!

Let me degrade this even more by asking if you have any photos.

If i had....

they would be on here so fast...

But i don't, sorry.

I'll get some tonight.

[quote]People wonder why i never want to go out anymore, i think it's pretty obvious!!/quote]

Is wearing your lasses bra really that good?

A choice of 25 year old skinny blonde lass and 46 year old curvy Nigella, absolutely no contest, plus nigella could feed you lots of sticky sweet desserts at the same time. see there is a god.

what about me?

I thought he'd have also fallen down on the babe bit too

Bit lumpy like.....

But I suppose in her line of work there'd always be some flour about to roll her in....

I would crawl over broken glass on my hands & knees just to knock one out on her shadow....

Thats the spirit

Nigella Lawson daughter of a Tory polititician and the wife of one of the Saatchi brothers. Just another example of how the BBC dish out part of the enforced TV licence watching tax to the favoured few.

Giles Brandreth is another example along with that horrible Atkins woman.

Never cooked a meal in her life has Nigella f'n Lawson, never watched her, never will.

Can you imagine the look of distain you would get if anyone the likes of us tried to touch her body.

Nah!

I can remember Nigel Lawson coming on a visit to Tioxide, were I pretended to work for 24 years, and everyone asking who the f*ck he was, at the time a VERY junior minister. Who would have believed the success he would go on to as Maggies Chancellor, or that we would be discussing his daughters t*ts and a*rse twenty odd years later.

To be fair, would most famous people or people on tv look twice at any of us normal folk?

They wouldn't, so it's not just nigella who would ignore us on the street.

Well we're all wrong mutters cos i've just had a hand job off her in middleton grange toilets.

I know that.

It's just that fantasising about her is what we are supposed to do. All the fancy camera work and glimpses of her wobbly bits are meant to create that the effect. Quite cynical really.

I resent being lead by the nose but I don't think it's the nose I'm being lead by.

Technically, Nigella should arouse me but she doesn't.

I've tried to watch her programme every night this week, but after 5 minutes I have to change channels.

Looking at a photo of her gets the testes revolving, but they quickly stop when you see her in motion.

Her mannerisms and speech have put me right off. Even the odd cleavage shot isn't enough to distract you from those jerky head movements, smug, patronising tone of voice, and overwrought playing up to the camera.

She reminds me of a woman I used to work with. On paper she was 10 out of 10, had the looks etc, but she was a nasty piece of work, and her despicable personality got in the way of lustful feelings I might have harboured towards her.