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parmopooly
 Post subject: Godfrey Anreet Patel
PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:28 pm 
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is my new name, according to the letters through the postbox on Saturday morning. :shock:
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So you're claiming to be God now? :roll:

Just 'cos you look like Budha... :laugh:

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the mother-in-law bought me a mini statue of Buddha 'cos I looked like it, erm I mean it looked like me...or something. Anyway it's in the front room. Shall I take a picture of it?
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parmopooly wrote:
the mother-in-law bought me a mini statue of Buddha 'cos I looked like it, erm I mean it looked like me...or something. Anyway it's in the front room. Shall I take a picture of it?


Stick it on the bar.

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Spender
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That's an anagram of 'big fat drunken rarf!!!!' :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Mr Irrelevant
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We'll have no anti asian racism rounds these parts if you don't mind rage

They're not all bad! In fact I can think of one in particular who is very good. :uhoh:
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Spender
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Yeah but yours isn't called Godfrey and she doesn't look like Buddha.

You know, the best thing about asians, and splits for that matter, is the curtains always match the carpet. Oh and they're incredibly filthy.

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Colour of hair : Black.

I dunno why they bother with that bit in their passports do you?? :roll: :roll:
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[quote="Pooliekev"]Yeah but yours isn't called Godfrey and she doesn't look like Buddha.

You know, the best thing about asians, and splits for that matter, is the curtains always match the carpet. Oh and they're incredibly filthy.
quote]


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Spender
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Fcuk me!!! NOW what have I said???

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