How shit and boring is the Premiershit?

I was flicking between that game and the Dundee United v Rangers one and I have to say the Jocks game looked much better

Middlesbrough has to be the most difficult place to attract a good player to. Imagine you're a top player and get approached by 'a premier league club' offering loads of dosh. You go home to your lass at your Mediterranean mansion. Oy luv, we're off to England. She will have visions of Sloane Square and Buckingham Palace whereas what she is greeted by as she approaches this new club is ICI and Redcar blast furnace.

And £60k per week. I could cope.

But you're already on 60k a week at Barcelona. Is Smogsville still tempting?

Only if the fanny was better than Barca.

It's easier.

That's what I meant.

I was in the Millenium nightclub in the days of Juninho and Emerson, they were both in there looking like they'd just come up from the blast furnace and they both had women wrapping their bodies round them. It was like a pornographic game of twister. Lucky Bastids.
And that Juninho is a right ugly kunt !!