A Mouse

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22662

lived in a windmill, in old Amsterdam.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:59 pm

A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:59 pm

He said, "Oh, begorrah, how lucky I am
Finding a Windmill in Old Amsterdam when they're all supposed to be out in the f'kin country like..."

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22662

He sang every morning; "how lucky I am, living in a windmill in old Amsterdam"

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:24 pm

I saw a mouse!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:24 pm

Where?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22662

There on the stair.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:25 pm

Where on the stair

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:26 pm

Right there?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:28 pm

A little mouse with clogs on

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22662

well I declare!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:28 pm

Where?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Fuck you all on about?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:29 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Where?

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:29 pm

Ask Grave. :wink:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:30 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Ask Grave. :wink:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:30 pm

Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:16 am

Oh yeah!

Frodraff · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:43 am

F'ng crackers, like

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:32 am

This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:42 am

She came from the COUNTRY where windmills are rife, and...

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:54 am

Richard Head wrote:

She came from the COUNTRY where windmills are rife, and...

A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:05 pm

No more of a shock than a cake what has icing

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:45 pm

Richard Head wrote:

No more of a shock than a cake what has icing

stop ruining the thread. this is the most fun I have had in ages :wink:

Big John Daly · **Joined:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:51 pm **Posts:** 67

gravedisorder wrote:

Richard Head wrote:

She came from the COUNTRY where windmills are rife, and...

A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'

they sang every morning???

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:51 pm

I remember singing that at primary school. :grin:

Big John Daly · **Joined:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:51 pm **Posts:** 67

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I remember singing that at primary school. :grin:

if you sang it at school you should know thats not the line

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:55 pm

Aye, about Year 2 Hymn Practice with Miss May playing with my cock.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:45 pm

What we used to call it as school.

Every Thursday we would have a "site" assembly (the school years were divided into 4 sites -A, B, C and D).

Every Thursday for example this would be for Years 5 and 6 - we would have "hymn practice" until about 2.45pm and then the assembly would go until 3.20pm (home time).

The Music Co-Ordinator Miss May whilst playing with my cock, would play us songs for us to sing which we would have to read the words on an overhead projector.

Anyway, when we did this in Year 2 she played the piano and we sang thinks like I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles and... this windmill song.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:52 pm

Oh charming, and whoever changed my post - thanks for that. :evil:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:15 pm

Big John Daly wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

Richard Head wrote:

She came from the COUNTRY where windmills are rife, and...

A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'

SHE sang every morning???

How lucky I am,

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:16 pm

...to convince people there are windmills inside Amsterdam

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