Dear Santa,

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:01 pm

This is Cornelius.

He has merely mis-spelt Satan. :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:25 pm

Yes we know.

Now, are you going to the match on Saturday?? Or more to the point are you drinking before the match on Saturday??

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:54 pm

Okay. You are perfectly entitled to be a complete turncoat bastard if you so choose. Will you be joining the rest of us fat bastards in the Millhouse??

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:40 pm

and i will be there in my capacity as tax collector

and all you fatties in the corner

your subs are due :evil:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:51 pm

Anyone fancy a bout of 'Roll The Tax Collector' on Saturday?? :grin:

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

4. Happiness.

Havent you already got one of those,Cornelius? confised

Dear Santa,

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