Is it me or are they smaller than Marathons used to be?

Funny you should mention that, we always get Warburtons bread and every morning when I put my toast in I have to cut the end off to fit the toaster...for the past couple of months it doesn't need trimming ...on the other hand the toaster could have got bigger ...which is ...unlikely

Them toasters have an annoying habit of changing size when you dont want them to! Dont go blaming Mr Warburton, he is probably entirely blameless

Pity the fookin telly won't transform into a 90" widescreen, if the toaster can do it...?

haha

big bread?
turn it over in the toaster halfway through



idiot

...and how will that change anything? ...come to think of it, i could put it on a fork in front of an open fire, except we only have radiaitors and the toast just doesn't go brown in front of them no matter how far you turn the thermostat up.


You're drinking the Mr Sheen again arent you..?

They're easier to insert these days. But there again, my entrance isn't what it used to be.

fag

You're heading for a stiff three inches.

Mine might be bigger than 3 inches but I cant see it to check.

yep.....thats how come i start threads about concentration camp porn.....

No, your sphincter relaxes as your age advances.

Try the 'max' if you are still allowed to buy them, in these days of anti-obesity regulation.