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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:58 am 
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For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g
j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:00 pm 
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BovverBootBob is really Mark Twain. :grin:

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TforTurner
 Post subject: Re: A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling.
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Isnt that just Polish?
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Montpoolier
 Post subject: Re: A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling.
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THIS is Polish!

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling.
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No, THIS is polish...

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 Post subject: Re: A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:11 am 
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